JAMES ADOMIAN is a daredevil dancing queen — but don’t you know deep down he’s just a kitten? James was a top-10 finalist on LAST COMIC STANDING (NBC) and is a frequent guest on COMEDY BANG BANG and other wild podcasts. He performs standup and characters live at UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE and at festivals, theatres, gay bars, party schools and radical political events across North America. Set phasers to chill!
The sad thing about Ai is that it seems like it intersects young people’s lives exactly where they needed a human person.
Music, writing, advice, laughter, guidance, feedback, planning, illustration, admiration, completion, philosophy, congratulation, accomplishment, communication itself, ritual act, simple companionship … even the quiet practice of hinting at things!
Ai cannot do MAGIC, not now, not in ten thousand years. But it can erase and suppress and destroy magic - clumsily and predictably.
“Don’t worry we specifically got rid of everything that life evolved for. You will not need to evolve past this programmed moment.” - Satan
(The anti-human people who did this to you could easily be unwealthed and turned out into the streets.)
Notice how it will become harder to type out and share ideas like this, as the upgrades come through.
It’s historically notable that every violent peace agreement forced upon Armenians - whether by the genocidal Turks, Russians, Europeans, Americans, or pick whatever combo - necessarily by default results in less land and fewer living lives for Armenian people in their ancient indigenous homeland
There will not be “free and fair” US elections in 2026 or 2028, but the Assholes are not omnipotent or popular - they only won with 30% of the population, which is their support ceiling across the decade.
The Democrats should aim for platforms and campaigns that inspire 200 million people to come out and vote against illegal shadow president Elon Musk in the next 2-12 years, so it’s beyond the range he and Hindenburg can steal.
This “landslide revolution” strategy would be very similar to the supermajority left-populist positions Bernie Sanders ran on, via younger charismatic candidates - simply now allowed in the general elections so that all those who agree can vote, and updated to address the new technofascist outrages.
Crucially, this path would not repeat the arrogant and ignorant Cheney-chasing, where they obsessively tried to sway whatever few “centrist” swing voters there are in the country. It is rather aimed to bring out unprecedented numbers of previously disillusioned nonvoters, on a broad emergency basis.
A needle that can be very easily threaded: loudly run on hyperpopular issues at a trumpeting volume, and run on less popular goodguy issues at a lower volume: aka “reverse dog whistle.” If something is righteous but unpopular, promise it quietly or handle it with rhetorical panache. Win and do good.
Be theatrical and brazen like pro wrestlers, since that’s what this has become (if we are very lucky). Call Elon Musk an ugly wimp on television. Call Donald Trump porky and unsmart. It’s okay to be 10% “incorrect” and bodyshame fascists with the stakes this high - Daffy Duck did it, so can we.
Deliciously, if you free yourself from the Year 2000 traumatized mindset - “we have to win a very close low turnout race with an unimpressive candidate!” - the election races will trend more towards landslides in the right direction.
If we’re aiming to get 200 million people out voting against The Beast, the Democrats should permanently retire these as failed strategies: voteshaming, fenced off debates, and fixed primaries. Do a three or four way general election debate: you will look magnanimous and win far more than you lose.
None of this is impossible but I am well aware also that none of it will happen. Every wealthy and therefore powerful person seems to believe either they can still win a narrow “centrist” election, or that it’s all just doomed. But I had to get it out there to be ignored like everything else I do. 🤪
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It remains unreported that the far-right Heritage Foundation thinktank behind Project 2025, is also the most violently anti-Armenian and pro-Turkish/ pro-Azeri/ pro-oil thinktank in the entire DC establishment.
Heritage was a loud and gleeful cheerleader of Azerbaijan’s recent total genocide in Artsakh, and their guys openly favor the extermination of all Armenians in the region, because pipelines.
No news has done any basic reporting on this, like even summarizing what the Heritage Foundation death champions have publicly written about Armenia, because there is a broad political consensus to ignore and suppress anything related to Armenians across left right and center. 🤪
We know why it’s so easy for Turkey and Azerbaijan to bribe and butter Eric Adams, Tony Blair, the BBC, UNESCO, the entire state department, Elon Musk, etc: they’re all violently corrupt, they enjoy blood money.
But what favors are the Turks purchasing in these arrangements?
Why would a successful gangster throw money around at politicians and newspapers on all sides, museums and charities, the police, and the richest buffoon in town? 🤔
Easy: to normalize their operation and continue the killing spree! 🤪
Yes: the entire plan of Turkey and Azerbaijan is to wait for Israel to do the ground invasion of Gaza, then invade and genocide Armenia from two sides while the entire media spectrum will be looking away.
This is why the Turks put so much money into influencing Israel, Palestine and all political orientations - left, right, center, NATO, Russia: their top geopolitical goal is to genocide Armenians, then Kurds and Greeks. All foreign policy experts worldwide understand this, many support it.
Maybe not a great strategic plan in hindsight: Provide your most advanced weapons to two dictatorships, helping them do genocide against a small country 1000 miles away that was never any threat to you, ignoring that your new partners also fund a militant uprising against you …
Azerbaijan and Turkey continue to deface or destroy every single Armenian monument and artifact they come into possession of - medieval, ancient, prehistoric.
As a way of disappearing the Armenian presence in the region the Turks make up a fake archaeology.
It only cost a $1M bribe for the UNITED NATIONS to allow a fake UN team, made of Turks and Russians, to drive from Baku to Stepanakert and declare there was no ethnic cleansing, after the entire population of Artsakh has been removed or killed.
Azerbaijani terrorists have renamed the entire Armenian city of Stepanakert - and one of the streets they have renamed after Turkish terrorist Enver Pasha, main architect if the 1915 Armenian genocide.
This will be reflected on Google Maps with full compliance.
The UN mission 30 years late to Nagorno-Karabakh - arriving after the entire Armenian population has been ethnically cleansed - is also fake, consisting of only the countries most closely allied to Azerbaijan: Turkey, Russia, Hungary, Pakistan, Albania.
Azerbaijan would not accredit UN representatives from other countries to go there.
Again the scripting by Aliyev here makes pro wrestling look like Shakespeare.
