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If I can’t have a wedding as grand as Colin and Araminta’s (INCLUDING the river flowing as i walk down the aisle surrounded by people holding butterflies, I Can’t Help Falling in Love playing in the background ofc) then what’s the point?
thanks to Love, Simon and To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before i am now expecting us to continue moving forward into another John Hughes-esque era of teen romance movies but this time with biracial and lgbtq+ couples
who wants to talk about the fact that peter was waiting for gen in the hot tub, and if lara jean never came out and told peter how she really felt we would’ve never gotten this iconic ship bc peter’s goofy ass would’ve probably ran back to gen ugh….. i love a woman who knows how to get and keep a man!
that smooth spin peter did to give lara jean the first note was movie magic and made my life 89% better
I just watched Crazy Rich Asians and To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before in the span of 24 hours and I am literally so overwhelmed with all this Asian excellence I’m not used to this
where can I find a guy to fake date me until he falls madly in love with me
noah centineo could run me over with his car and i’d say thank you
the rom coms we deserve. more of these please.
now that the big sick, love simon, set it up, crazy rich asians and to all the boys i’ve loved before did all the heavy lifting and resurrected the romcom we better be seeing more @ you hollywood cowards. you hacks. you FRAUDS
john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
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This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while
John Mulaney’s entire thing about his wife (and when she was his girlfriend) is about undoing the toxic horseshit that male comedians have done in talking shit about their wives for so fucking long. When he first mentions her, he says about his Jewish girlfriend “this is gonna get playfully antisemitic,” except it doesn’t [note: I am not Jewish, and I am aware that shades my perceptions]. He talks about how she’s forthright and helps him be better at standing up for himself because he’s really fucking bad at confrontation and she is very good at pointing out that he shouldn’t have to wait an hour for food at a restaurant or be stranded at an airport. The parts of her nature that would be derided for being “so Jewish” by other comedians are some of the reasons John loves her. She doesn’t take shit, and he realizes that he doesn’t have to.
When he mentions her in the latest special, he mentions the conversation quoted above before he dives in. HE IS AWARE HOW LOW THE BAR IS. And what are his stories? There’s no nagging wife. There’s no stories of her not getting how manly he is. The jokes are about what a fucking dork he is and how her responses are in line with WHAT A FUCKING DORK HE IS. He ADORES her because she doesn’t give a fuck, and he is aware he gives entirely too many fucks.
And when he finally DOES tell a story about her messing something up, it’s a hilarious misunderstanding about the Last Supper that John finds fucking hilarious because he was raised Catholic, so the Last Supper is a BIG DEAL, and she’s Jewish, so it wasn’t on her radar. The story is hilarious because it’s about a very cute and funny misunderstanding based on different backgrounds. It’s not about “finally” one-upping that bitch he married. It’s about being DELIGHTED to find out that bitch he likes so much has a fucking hilarious take on the Last Supper.
Bring me WAY MORE male comedians like John Mulaney, and this bitch will be happy.
Plus, if you compare his recent versus early shows, you can watch him come to awareness about the toxic masculinity and other issues inherent in old-school standup and grow as a comedian into someone much funnier at the same time. Kudos.
Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”
You are a genius and I’m using this
Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh
Whenever a married couple calls in escalated, I always address whichever one seems the most rational. 9/10 it’s the wife. Usually, the husband gets cut out of the conversation until we’re done.
Memorable quotes:
“She’s explaining it to me now and you were wrong.”
“Honey, stop talking so the nice lady can help us.”
“Why don’t you go have some coffee while Amelia and I figure this out? Hmmmm?”
“I understand it and I will explain it to you later. Let me get this taken care of.”
“I understand, sweetie, can you explain it to my husband real quick? [aside] Now, you listen to this lady and don’t interrupt!”
Calm wives in the face of their overemotional husbands are a customer service lifeline.
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Hangry
Well that’s a fucking mood
The whole medical Industry is a scam, I’m not surprised. This is exactly why there’s so much money in pharmaceuticals in the US!
That’s why it’s better to get the generic brand pills it’s cheaper and legit the same thing
the scene is too long to post all the screencaps but when joey is trying to get rachel to keep living with him and rachel is like “what about all the women you wanna bring home?” and joey is like
oh my god.
Joey > Ross
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