blog titles are hard, man

raven. 27. virgo. she/her. terrible about time management. terrific at being excited. terrified of adulthood.

[weirdmageddon]

the gays like nintendo games cause most of them arent mmos and if they are theres no voice chat and its actually fun and thats the tea

[flipzmclego]

Also because there’s a surprising number of Nintendo characters don’t conform to binary gender and/or who define their own gender identity.  (See: the Toad species and the Inklings.)

(Tagging @vo-kopen because Toads and Toadette.)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Also many of them are very cute and wholesome and fun and like with the way the world is we just need that Gentle Escapism

need to be able to forget about how narrow minded and awful the world is for a bit and just enjoy a fun adventure as a round happy pink orb <3

[thedunwichhorrorpictureshow]

plus nintendo’s one of the few companies still making games with a full color palette (i.e. rainbow colors) instead of making everything the same dusty greyish brown till you can’t tell the scenery and the characters apart

[weirdmageddon]

this has turned into the nintendo teahouse, you are all correct

[0ctaslash-moved]

also nintendo isn’t afraid to put games out there that actually have a distinct and charming art style rather than only games with HD 1020P hyper-realistic graphics that make me look at every individual face pore and eyeball mucus sheen on some dusty war man’s face

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[fanonical]

“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” Dumbledore asked calmly.

The word ‘calmly’ can hold different meanings in different circumstances. If you were to pass someone a bucket of water calmly when their house was burning down, it could suggest that you were the sort of brave individual who was always prepared to combat the sources of arson when they occur. If you were to ask a nervous bank teller to fill a sack with money while calmly pointing a gun at their head, it might mean that you were the kind of villainous person who practiced such odious and criminal activities on a regular basis. Or if, like me, you were to sit calmly typing the next chapter of your chronicle in the lives of some unfortunate young children, while all around you the kitchen of the reputable restaurant that you were hiding in was slowly filling with sand, it would indicate that you have a life that is often filled with peril and misfortune, and that you were bound by duty to complete your task, no matter how miserable.

Of course, the word ‘calmly’ is never used to indicate a person flying into a rage and shouting your words angrily. ‘Angrily’ is in fact an antonym of ‘calmly’, an antonym being a word with entirely the opposite meaning of the original, such as ‘villain’ and ‘volunteer’, ‘birthday party’ and ‘tragic fire’, or 'author’ and 'happy person’.

Now, obviously, a well-read and distinguished director of cinema would never mistake a word with its antonym. That would be preposterous, a word which here means 'create an incredibly out of character scene and confuse the audience.’

[laurenvauren]

Is this lemony snicket

[jaredduck]

giving an actor a second chance means letting ryan reynolds and ben affleck play deadpool and batman even though the last superhero movies they did weren’t successful, it doesn’t mean giving a man who beat up his wife movie roles like nothing happened

[liquidstar]

It literally only took Professor Utonium sugar, spice, and everything nice (plus an accidental dose of chemical X) to preform human transmuation, so I dunno why Ed Elric’s child prodigy ass couldn’t do it.

[liquidstar]

Now that I think about it they’re not actually human, and the Professor wasn’t trying to bring anyone back. The Powerpuff Girls are homunculi and this is the hill i die on. Chemical X was liquefied philosopher’s stone.

[commander-rutherford-vakarian]

concept: a TV show runs for a decent number of years. More than four. The characterizations stay consistent. The writers don’t do anything wildly inappropriate like excuse rape or abuse. No one you’ve invested hours upon hours of your life into has their story reduced to a “shocking” death scene that has no meaning beyond that shock value. The quality of the storylines don’t take a sudden, strange spiral downward. When it ends, you leave it feeling bittersweet. Sad that it’s over, but glad you got to experience it and take a journey with some people who you came to care about.

[spawkward]

[dickolasgumshoe-deactivated2018]

lil sebastian died for shock value

[commander-rutherford-vakarian]

thank you for making my very favorite comment on this post

[theflyingromana]

Infinity war review

Pros: Thor took Groot language as an elective

Cons: the marvel writing team are fucking cowards, only have Thor speaking english and the tree replying in groot, instead of letting that good big buff boy say “I am groot. I am groot? I am groot!” for eleven scenes. Let the man speak. He completed his coursework.

[grootguardians]

I love the huge cultural differences in Space Marvel™… Asgardians like speak in iambic pentameter and use beatiful, eloquent words and then the guardians are like “y'all’d'nt’ve'f'i'dn’ve!”

[grootguardians]

Loki: our cruel and terrible sister, Hela, Goddess of Death, emerged from the unknown and brought upon our land a storm of suffering and chaos, the likes of which have never been previously known to civil creatures

Rocket: anyway this dickhead Taserface threw me in his pirate-ship prison cell lmao it was nasty

[grootguardians]

Valkyrie, Lady Sif: we are classically trained, elite, and highly effective warriors, who are equal parts dignified, celebrated, and feared

Nebula: lmao what if I cut off my own hand - oh my god I’m gonna do it, watch this

[grootguardians]

Thor: welcome to Asgard, the most beautiful and prosperous of all the nine realms!

Peter: here’s our ship, it’s tiny and disgusting but it’s all we have, we love it

[dogpawsswapgod]

Heimdall: Never before has an intruder slipped past me. I want to know how.

Drax: *laughing loudly w his head thrown back* If you kept your floors dry the intruder would not have slipped on his way past you!

[magick-missile]

Hela: Tremble before me, Asgard, as I usher in the dawning of a new age! We shall once again become the conquerors of the universe!

Groot: I am Groot.

[absolxguardian]

One is a high fantasy book. The other is a dnd game

[kingslacky]

[vice-s-assistant]

Ready Player One (2018)

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

i fucking screamed

[sexycraisinthanos]

½ Bo Burnham’s shows: I’m gonna use my white male privilege to talk about these bad things that are happening in the world today and how these things often go ignored and how it’s shitty that these things get ignored because of the type of people that are victims to such circumstances.

½ of Bo Burnham’s shows: *Slamming keyboard keys in an upbeat tune* I fucking hate myself.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

[tonysaintborgi]

i fucking hate this because it’s right

[kilowave]

[ryandevon]

BRUH 💀💀

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

Kangaskhan are always female

[midnight-revolucion]

High femme and butch lesbian power couple

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

best harry potter characters ranked:

12. there’s

11. no

10. single

9. best

8. character

7. they

6. each

5. have

4. their

3. own 

2. strengths

1. harry potter, the boy who lived, the kid who spent his childhood amidst abuse and unkindness and yet managed to be the most generous and kindhearted soul ever and who sacrificed himself and died for the world when he was only 17 we literally don’t even deserve him

[mysharona1987]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Extra Ordinary

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[peachdoxie]

Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief

[loversofpanem]