the little witch is a little strange

 claire, 22, western mass. queer/non-binary. poet, feminist, witch, borderline personality disorder. [they/them/their or she/her/hers] "only half of the house was haunted" about the blogger

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I quit my job and I have so much free time now so the question is: should I come back to tumblr so I have somewhere to complain???

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"are you awake yet? what do you mean you're not awake? will shoving my face in your face help? what if I do it like fifteen more times? did that help? am I helping? oh, good morning! what a surprise to see you up! now that you're awake, I'm gonna chew on your arm with my tiny needle teeth." -- G. F. Cat

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It's exhausting being a kitten😽💤😽

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Handmade Discworld magnets!

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😻😻😻

[beachdeath]

Luke Skywalker (the lgbt community) initiates a plan to rescue Han Solo (socialism) from the crime lord Jabba the Hutt (capitalism) with the help of Princess Leia (the feminist movement) and Lando Calrissian (the black community). After Luke (the lgbt community) survives his battle with Jabba’s Rancor (congressional opposition to the Employment Non-Discrimination Act), Jabba (capitalism) sentences him and Han (socialism) to death by taking them to the great pit of Carkoon (the senate), where Luke (the lgbt community) frees himself and battles Jabba’s guards (the republican party). During the chaos, Boba Fett (the increasingly disestablished evangelical christian middle class) attempts to attack Luke (the lgbt community), but falls into the Sarlacc pit (the subprime mortgage crisis). 

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends

[legoloveletters]

As an English teacher I am qualified to tell you this analysis is insightful and may be supported fully with textual evidence.

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I swear, I'm not crying.

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bowling alley looks 🎳💄

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

men can stop writing now. we’ve heard everything you have to say and we’ve decided collectively that that’s enough. thanks for the input

[celebrity-pharmacist]

Do not ask for whom the hotline blings; it blings for thee

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lounging 😻

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this little fluff ball has been pretty much glued to me since I walked in the door last night. I missed you too, buddy 💖🐱💖

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so, who's coming to my house for dinner when I get back?? 🎅🏻❄️🍲

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best friend: [appears in my field of vision]

me [inside]: my favorite human has arrived. They are cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet them in a manner indicative of my appreciation for their existence.

me: hey nerd

[mrbeniciodeltoro]

Most days I wish I never met you, because then I could sleep at night. I didn’t have to walk around with the knowledge that there was someone like you out there. I didn’t have to watch you throw it all away.

Good Will Hunting (1997) dir. Gus Van Sant

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wow i love having no friends in this place where i live and am going to continue living for the next 2.5 years