house moodboards : ¾ : slytherin
“or perhaps in slytherin you’ll make your real friends. those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.”

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house moodboards : ¾ : slytherin
“or perhaps in slytherin you’ll make your real friends. those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.”
Hybrid House Aesthetics: S L Y T H E N D O R Founder: Sibella Slythendor Colors: Blood Red, Forest Green, Ivory Mascot: Dragon Attributes: Traditional | Noble | Chivalrous | Stoic | Well-Rounded Common Room: Located behind a painting of King Arthur and his knights, which must be asked politely to open after answering a question about the Chivalric Code. 2015-2016 Prefects: Lysander Mars, Susan Bedevere
Though they certainly have the capacity, you will never find a Slythendor cheating at a game of Wizard’s Chess. Tactical, fair, and diplomatic, Slythendors make expert politicians and aurors, for they are both bold and good at negotiating their way out of tight spots. Tradition is extremely valuable to them, and their common room has not changed much since the founding of Hogwarts; It is still filled with velvet throws, hunting tapestries, and the heads of strange beasts long since lost to the world.
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language, but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair.
Secrets of Slytherin no.45 (via secretsofslytherin)
Slytherin: I searched everywhere.
Gryffindor: What?
Slytherin: I looked through hundreds of files.
Slytherin: Searched through my text messages.
Slytherin: I even searched my wardrobe.
Slytherin: But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.
Gryffindor:
dark eyes, coy smiles, knowing looks, drumming manicured nails on a desk, heels clicking down an empty hallway, bared necks, biting your bottom lip, head held high, wild hair, false pride, clenched fists, witty one-liners, throwing the first punch, bared teeth, being the last to break eye contact, harsh laughter, hollow threats, bloody lips, bruised knuckles, walking alone in the rain while laughing, thunder and lightning filling the sky, cold water, burning alcohol, half-finished cigarettes, sharp teeth and sharper wit, morbid fascination, calculated looks, playing innocent, curled toes, arched backs, breaking a guy’s nose when he goes too far, worn out boots, black ink, cursive scrawl, shattered mirrors, bitter winters, broken glass, flirty banter, stinging insults, silk sheets, fogged windows, black coffee, drinking things too strong, holding back a grimace, cocky attitudes, dark lipstick, the engine of a motorcycle coming to life, neon lights, crowded clubs, wanting to be anywhere else, having a reputation for a reason, shoving someone up against the wall and pulling them up by their collar when they get on your nerves, pulling yourself away slowly, playing with someone’s tie just to get underneath their skin, calculated risks, doing something stupid just because you can, letting your curiosity go too far, a voice like velvet, soothing and dark, flickering lights, leather jackets, mocking looks, hiked up skirts, making the first move in a chess game, cruel laughter, pounding headaches, checkmate, sore muscles, a cheshire grin
ilvermorny aesthetics
pukwudgie: herbs, secret medical knowledge, feeling someone’s heartbeat against yours, sunsets, working hard to achieve your goals, crystals, a single tear, trusting your intuition, caring too much, the sound of rain against the window, pressed flowers in notebooks, summer
wampus: darkness, sneaking out, box of matches, scars and scratches, knowing exactly what to say to win an argument, never giving up, intimidating others without wanting to, DocMartens, revolutions, smirks, acting without thinking about it first
thunderbird: polaroids, doing something just because you want to experience it once in your life, the sea, having lists of places you want to see, maps, little genuine smiles, daydreaming, self-discovery, random ideas popping into your head, field trips, sketches
horned serpent: piles of books, uniforms, notebooks, perfect score, losing yourself on Wikipedia for several hours, philosophical conversations, complex structures, analysing everything that happened, constantly learning something new
Wampus house is sometimes considered to represent the body of a witch or wizard. It is also said that Wampus favours warriors.
friendly reminder that australia doesn’t exist it’s a hoax created by the government all your australian friends are secret fbi agents trying to keep tabs on your online criminal activity wake up america
Dating Victor Zsasz Would Include...
Tracing your fingers against his tally marks.
Your kisses would be really rough and lustful.
Handing him his weapons before he goes off to work.
Sliding your hand up his body when he’s shirtless.
Laughing at him about the fact the song Funkytown is his ringtone.
“I’ll make your town funky, sweetheart.”
“I’ll funky your town, Victor.”
Him seducing you and when it’s all over, he loves holding you close.
But later on, you both are dancing to Funkytown together.
Making muffins and handing one to him.
Getting very scared that he will get killed.
Getting jealous that he has women to accompany him on the job.
Being afraid you might lose him to one of his women that help him kill.
But he is more afraid that Don Falcone’s men would hit on you.
Being afraid that he would grow ruthless and kill you out of anger.
But he keeps reminding you that he knows what he’s doing and his last thoughts would be you before taking his last breath.
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I wanna see how many of you there are
I wish it were that simple.
Magnus Bane, a beautiful /sassy/ warlock
#their smiles are my aesthetic
Daily reminder that Alec actually ran his hand down magnus’ arm to hold his hand so he could apologize
“One day, somebody’s gonna love you, heart and soul.“
Thousands got out today in airports to protest against Trump’s Muslim Ban singing “This Land is Your Land.” and a Federal judge has been able to block the Muslim Ban but it’s only a temporary fix so pls if you’re american Call your member of Congress and demand they overturn the ban for good! if you can’t or aren’t american but able financially pls donate to the ACLU.
To everyone who is protesting at airports: you are heroes. To everyone currently detained: you are loved.
something weird
im bi but I tend to get crushes on fictional male characters more that real men and real women more than fictional female characters
so I guess I like to concept of men
i think this is a common feeling because men are written with such depth and complexity, whereas fictional women are not only few and far between, but are written half-assedly and from a place of little understanding of a woman’s standpoint.
meanwhile, real women are lovely and complex people, and real men are mostly just potatoes.