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he’s huh

who the hell authorized this. the world’s most socially awkward man and tommy fucking innit interviewing people on the red carpet sounds like maybe the worst duo possible for such a sanitized family friendly slop of a movie

conarcoin

"what is the word that cooper taught me? frotting? he said i was 'mildly straight' for not knowing" 😭

conarcoin

kedreeva

I discovered the ability to play on "hardcore" mode in Minecraft, which is where the difficulty is set to hard and if you die, that's it. Which is weirdly enticing, so I gave it a shot.

The first time I tried it, I pretty immediately died. Like, I did not last an entire hour.

But, I recently had a world where I survived over 100 days, and almost all of those day were spent in a Dark Oak Forest biome, which is one of the more dangerous ones. I built a 3-story house with a greenhouse, a wine cellar, a mine shaft, agriculture and livestock farming and more. I was slowly exploring the verdant cave below my home. I stepped backward into lava and couldn't get out again, while I was on the phone with a friend. Don't chat and play, I suppose lol

I restarted on a random seed, and there were several nice biomes within view (jungle, flower, desert, badlands, birch forest). I could see a village in the distance, so I headed that way first and found a massive abandoned mine just outside of town. I didn't go too far in, but there were some chests of goodies near some of the entrances. I tamed a few wolves and a cat, and I just took off into the distance. I spent the first 20+ days just kind of wandering the wilderness with my dogs, camping out at night. I picked a random nice spot in a broad Birch Forest to toss down my stuff and build a home, mostly because my hands were full.

I'm close to 50 "days" in, and I've spent most of it out gallivanting. I went out to find a village to tame a second cat, so I could have more at-will, and to find a Striped Wolf out in those badlands (successful). I spent days looking for a Spotted Dog in the savannas that looked like plateaus (unsuccessful, and I lost my cat and had to go BACK and get ANOTHER one). I finally returned home and this is the view from my front windows, just before I logged for the evening.

Something about only having one life makes the game a little more charming than usual. I mean, it's always charming, but I've been taking more time to look around at the worlds I won't be returning to when I finally bite it. Making sure I take a minute to appreciate the views, pat the doggos, look in the nooks and crannies for things I might like, since I won't get to come back. I mean, I can come back but I can't Come Back, y'know?

The same is true of real life, obviously. There are an increasing number of things that want us dead, but there are still sunsets out the window, and doggos to be pat, and little treasures to be found if we're looking for them. I think that's worth sticking around as long as I can.

wifehaverinnit

watching tommy’s standup and it’s honestly improved a lot, where in the beginning it was naturally a bit rough around the edges and it felt like he was having trouble transposing his humour to the stage, the past few clips ive watched recently have felt Wayy more natural for him. i think its also because he’s leaning more into crowd work which is excellent, because one of tommy’s biggest strengths as an entertainer has always been to make the other people funny and to never leave like. any awkward silences, he’s really good at picking up on a convo and twisting it around to make jokes. and the crowd work clips i’ve seen have felt like a much more natural transposition of that to the stage and they feel more like him and thus are way funnier lol. its nice to see him improving and doing the whole climbing the ladder thing legitimately

painless-innit-colourful

no one did lore like tommyinnit. changing his nintendo music on the fly. slipping in and out of character at will. important discussions during the diet coke part of the stream. streaming the most accidentally dramatic pet non-rescue on april fool's day. telling tubbo about his medical issues on the way to the big confrontation. ending stream immediately 'cause he remembered he had an essay due. nobody else did it like him.

lemonsilly

grieving your innocence

schlarklezyaoi

i trust we’re all mature enough now so can i just the say philza ace race incident? genuinely one of the funniest fucking things to ever come out of mcc. it’s up there it’s the mcc7 battle box incident. so many grown adults decided to ignore the actual track signals because of their immutable trust in philza minecraft and i think that’s beautiful

liloinkoink

schlarklezyaoi

i trust we’re all mature enough now so can i just the say philza ace race incident? genuinely one of the funniest fucking things to ever come out of mcc. it’s up there it’s the mcc7 battle box incident. so many grown adults decided to ignore the actual track signals because of their immutable trust in philza minecraft and i think that’s beautiful

liloinkoink

painless-innit-colourful

no one did lore like tommyinnit. changing his nintendo music on the fly. slipping in and out of character at will. important discussions during the diet coke part of the stream. streaming the most accidentally dramatic pet non-rescue on april fool's day. telling tubbo about his medical issues on the way to the big confrontation. ending stream immediately 'cause he remembered he had an essay due. nobody else did it like him.

isthemoonbig

fuck it. whatever. third best of twitter dump because i genuinely cannot believe this is still going on. why the hell is bbno$ driving the bus btw

part one part two

pifflesandprattles

DIVORCE ☝️❗❗❗

isthemoonbig

the hermits fucking hate dream's ass btw like they do not like him and you should be embarrassed if you think otherwise

proudfreakmetarusonikku

tubbo out here undeniably proving literally every claim dream made to be a lie with mountains of evidence and like. i can’t say i'm surprised tubbo's insanely good at anything that requires deductive reasoning have you seen that guy play among us