drake: whoa… sufjan… you look…
sufjan: Terrible… I Know… Ha Ha H-
sufjan: Oh! Well! Thank You Aubrey! You Also Look… Nice
drake: this is gonna be so much fun! thanks for coming to junior prom with me. you’re such a good friend :)
sufjan: You Are A Good Friend Too Aubrey My Bro My Pal My Friendly Platonic Comradely Chummy Buddy And Confidante
drake: well, anyway, we should get going. hey, wouldn’t it be nice if-
an incorporeal voice: WHO DARES SUMMON ME?
drake: oh my god! is that-
sufjan: Brian Douglas Wilson! The American Musician Singer Songwriter And Record Producer Best Known As The Leader And Founder Of The Beach Boys!
brian: YOU ARE CORRECT, MY CHILD.
drake: holy shit dude this is so cool i LOVE good vibrations
sufjan: Mr. Wilson Why Have You Graced My Front Porch With Your Presence
brian: I WAS SUMMONED, MY CHILD.
brian: YOU SPAKE THE WORDS “WOULDN’T IT BE NICE.” BY THE LAWS OF THE ANCIENTS, WHENEVER A YOUNG SOUL IN A TIME OF NEED UTTERS THAT MAGYYK INCANTATION, I MUST BE SUMMONED.
drake: oh well i’m sorry mr. wilson there must be some mistake because uh, sufjan and i aren’t really young souls in a time of need
brian: YOUNG AUBREY, MY CHILD, I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN DO IT ALONE.
drake: what? what are you talking about?
brian: THEY ISOLATE THEIR HEADS AND STAY IN THEIR SAFETY ZONES.
sufjan: Goodness Gracious Aubrey He Is Really Dragging You
brian: NOW WHAT CAN YOU TELL THEM, YOUNG SUFJAN, MY CHILD?
sufjan: What Can I Tell Whom
brian: AND WHAT CAN YOU SAY THAT WON’T MAKE THEM DEFENSIVE?
sufjan: I Am Afraid I Do Not Know What You - Oh! It Would Appear That The Founder Of The Beach Boys Has Dissolved Into A Puff Of Glitter Without Clarifying His Meaning How Unfortunate Mysterious And Glamorous
drake: sufjan… wait… i think he was trying to tell us something
sufjan: Whatever Do You Mean Aubrey
drake: sufjan, i get it now! i think i can do it alone! i isolate my head! i stay in my safety zones! but i shouldn’t do that. i have to be brave. because the truth is… i can’t do it alone. i just can’t. i need you, sufjan.
sufjan: Oh Aubrey… Now What Can I Tell You
drake: you can tell me anything, sufjan.
sufjan: What Can I Say That Won’t Make You Defensive
drake: you can say anything.
sufjan: Well… Aubrey… I Am Quite In Love With You
drake: oh, sufjan… i love you, too. so much.
sufjan: And I Want To Attend The Junior Prom With You But… Not As Your Bro
drake: as… more than bros?
drake: hey sufjan… if we kissed right now… wouldn’t it be nice?
sufjan: Yes Aubrey… It Would Be Nice