Valentine

I dance I sing I do weird shit I love my friends with every thing in me I am Pansexual I have so many favorite bands i have lost track. I live in Denver! -Valentine

[fenrirsprideart]

These are some free to use bases, you can use them to sell adopts whatever, just don't remove my watermark. Also please reblog artists you like. Its how we get more traction.

[featherfangart]

"I'm sorry. Did I come too late?"

[notherpuppet]

♥ 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖 ♥

[quinnick]

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a true Real One

[lokihiddleston]

When you like posts on tumblr, you get a pumpkin animation. Oh, it's so much fun! 🎃 👻

[melodicwriter]

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[mariamlovesyou]

new uterine lining just dropped

[ocqueen]

[trans4trans]

google search Beautiful rocks near me

[trans4trans]

you are like a poet of some sort

[homunculus-argument]

One of my favourite parts about autistic people is how you can use other peoples' reflections of them like an echolocation bullshit detector. Like they personally do not need to do shit for this to work, they just passively emit their own autistic vibe that bounces off every surface around them, and you can assess another person's level of self-awareness by how they reflect it back.

"Autistic people do not understand social hierarchy" nope, they understand you're supposed to be an authority here, but they won't politely pretend to respect you if they think you're incompetent.

"Autistic people do not understand humour" nope, they just don't politely pretend to laugh to humour you, and you are simply not funny.

"Autistic people are rude" nope, they just don't think it's polite to lie to you, and don't care about trying to tell you what they think you want to hear instead of telling you what they think.

"Autistic people sometimes have emotional meltdowns for absolutely no reason" nope, you're just insufferable to be around and the person with the lowest tolerance of your shit is simply the canary in the coal mine who breaks first.

[homunculus-argument]

Hey, random writing tip: Instead of having something be a ridiculously unlikely coincidence, you can make the thing happen due to who this particular character is as a person. Instead of getting stuck on "there's no logical reason to why that would happen", try to bend it into a case of "something like this would never happen to anybody but this specific fucker." Something that makes your reader chuckle and roll their eyes, going "well of course you would."

Why would the timid shy nerd be at a huge sketchy downtown black market bazaar? Well, she's got this beetle colony she's raising that needs a very specific kind of leaf for nest material, and there only place to get it is this one guy at the bazaar that sells that stuff. Why would the most femininely flamboyant guy ever known just happen to have downright encyclopedic knowledge about professional boxing? Well, there was this one time when he was down bad for this guy who was an aspiring professional boxer...

I know it sounds stupidly obvious when written out like this, but when you're up close to your writing, it's hard to see the forest for the trees. Some time ago I finished reading a book, where the whole plot hinges on character A, who is 100% certain that character B is dead, personally getting up and coming down from the top rooms of a castle, to the gates, at 3 am, to come look at some drunk who claims to be this guy who died 17 years ago. Why would A do that, if he's sure that B is dead?

Because he's a Warrior Guy from a culture of Loyalty And Honour, and hearing that someone's got the audacity to go about claiming to be his long-lost brother in battle, there is no other option than to immediately personally go down there to beat the ever-loving shit out of this guy. Who then turns out to actually be character B, after all.

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[chavisory]

[byjove]

during the Victorian occultism movement I would have been the guy who giggled all the way through seances

[thestereotypebuster]

Arthur Conan Doyle subtly, but very firmly kicking you under the table.

[byjove]

man was 6’1” and built like a brick shithouse if he looked at me sideways I’d collapse like an aluminum can

[aeoliantectrix]

Mans was WHAT

[byjove]

here’s a picture of him standing next to Harry Houdini, who was 5’6”

[the-last-teabender]

This absolute sasquatch talking fae shit to this exhausted short king.

[konoko]

i don't want to sound like a plant, but sunlight kinda slaps

[grumfy]

i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

[grumfy]

everyone who says that anakin’s fall in that movie was too sudden has never been so angry at an Elon dickrider trying to cut in front of you at a traffic standstill while a droning, pleasant British voice tells you that murder is okay and necessary. I’m sorry guys but I would have folded too