poisonous hippie

i eat flowers because you are what you eat and i want to be beautiful

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[profeminist]

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[babyanimalgifs]

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

[argumate]

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fuckyahumor]

YAS GO GIRL ASTRID!

Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

[stream]

[lady-thor-foster]

STILL THE BEST SCENE IN THIS MOVIE

[danateacupchildsanchez]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Imagine if Obama served Wendy’s lmao

[maybeantonioj]

😂😂😂

[yababay]

[drawnsnake]

I’M

[moon-meat-blog]

This never gets old.

[etica]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hobrien]

Once Upon a Deadpool (2018)

[motivation-and-fitness]

[poryqon]

I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made

[bysaestyl]

its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:

[lenaoxton]