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Matthew | 23 | Nurse

[wootn]

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

[randomsplashes]

[karla-worldd]

[theirisianprincess]

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

[theirisianprincess]

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

[theirisianprincess]

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

[generallemarc]

We didn’t deserve this show

[toastbutteregg]

LMAOOOO thank you for this thread!!!!

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

i went on my old computer and this was the only file in my Videos folder

[breaktotheotherside]

I had to reblog this again lol

[allerliefste-archive-deactivate]

[atrociousmemes]

[discodummy]

It’s beat down! time!

[thebootydiaries]

this is feminism

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

my goal in life is to be as cool as nick from jimmy neutron  

[deadpixiel]

he looks like a mexican sasuke

[weloveshortvideos]

when she touches you so you touch her back

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

[armisael-deactivated20150219]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[alisonzai]

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

[a-trex]

i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any

[bisexualdemondean]

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

[antisocial-butterflies-deactiva]

Blocked

[bisexualdemondean]

Parried

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

the sign says “Popoko and Pipimi Shitty Anime Party”

[carebewear]

OP u forgot the best part. That’s not party as in launch party. That’s party as in political party. What they’re in looks like one of those political cars with speakers on them that go around during election times talking about candidates.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[pyomorphic]

[pyomorphic]

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬