Poison Swamp Waterpark Disaster

How do you even use this website

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[3amsoda]

miu iruma

[evilvillain123456789]

you are not a cannibal. you make centaurworld animatics set to lemon demon songs. you watched hannibal during the tender childhood age of 17 and it made you annoying. if you were actually aroused by cannibalism you wouldnt be blogging about it like you do. you wouldnt be saying the things you do. why don't you learn some german and hit up the forums? right, you can't, because the authorities hate us. but not you. where were you? reading fanfiction? beat off in front of me right now. prove yourself. cannibalism is in vogue cause of you freaky deaky "ex catholic" types but i know your ass was mormon or protestant or shit like that & your childhood church was an ugly grey room. i know your ass never got to taste the wine cause you went to liberal church that takes a stance against underage drinking. & your jewish mutuals told you that you were being weird about angels so you started being weird about the eucharist. well i'm here to put a stop to it. lets be real here. you kill someone, or stumble across a body, your ass is not taking a bite. you lack the strength to remove a limb. i bet you wont even stick your dick in. you freeze up. because nobody on this website really gets a boner from the thought of eating a dead body. and if they do they are running a blog that posts pictures of dead mangled real life bodies in stages of decay. Or they know damn well to keep quiet. Theyre not on tumblr beside you. Theyre far away from people like you. and even if they didnt run a gore blog, i'm sure they know better than to bare their true feelings. because they know prosecution. nobody on tumblr for normal people like these things. & he/they who says so in the replies, or reblogs, or tags from which below, is lying. straight up. its just an aesthetic. you say its a fetish but its an aesthetic. you are fucking lying. you are just annoying. go post about stinky feet and getting boypreggers and leave the real shit alone cause once you get out of your cute little circle of tumblr kinnies and come into contact with a guy who actually gets a big big sloppy boner from the thought of writhing in filth inside and out, you are going to call Whang.

[munchroome]

was watching a show called mountain monsters with friends last night and i lost my shit at this incredibly goofy edit that caught me off guard

[leaflycomments]

strain: secret weapon

date: march 3 2021

rating: five stars

effects: focused, happy

comment:

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and THIS is my Secret Weapon... She gives off a potent high and yet goes easy on the dry eyes keeping you focused and happy with no energetic buzz in the head or body. It smells of strong sage, pine... and earth. Heavy would smoke it again! I'm going to regret typing this review later.

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[m4plesoda]

👍x2

[not-your-asian-fantasy]

PS Kaguya

[were--ralph]

when Brennan Lee Mulligan gets a grey streak in his hair its actually over for y'all

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[were--ralph]

I saw a short guy with the largest thighs i've ever seen on a man and i audibly said jesus fuck without realizing it and he turned around but didn't see me and my dick almost flew right off

[were--ralph]

The coworker next to me was like "what is it with gay men and thighs? i don't get it" and like you absolutely do not understand janice mind your own fucking business im eating with my eyes

[were--ralph]

Alright bible stans i need your help on this one

[bibleofficial]

yes, see Job 40:15-18

15 “Look at Behemoth, which I made along with you and which feeds on grass like an ox.

16 What strength it has in its loins, what power in the muscles of its belly!

17 Its tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of its thighs are close-knit.

18 Its bones are tubes of bronze, its limbs like rods of iron.”

[welegi]

[catboybeebop]

I don't know or understand how you managed to do it but you made a Mii that looks like an Xbox 360 avatar

[catboybeebop]

tried my best to make the avatar using only the mii as a reference

[welegi]

tried my best to make the mii using only the avatar as a reference

[roseverdict]

teliiphone 360

[politijohn]

Source

[crazedporcupine]

A reminder that a universal basic income actually drastically improves the lives of everyone involved

[not-a-very-good-dungeon-master]

The face of a garou that shredded an old man 3 hours ago

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[nycswebhead]

weird as hell but not necessarily a crime

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

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