True Story #1
I keep forgetting that i'm not a kid anymore. So much so, that women begin to see me as a threat. Like this one time there was just me and this lady, walking down a long dark hallway at the train station. I'm 6ft, in a big black trench coat, a black fedora, and black sunglasses. picture someone like that following you. So i’m walking behind her, she gives me a over the shoulder look, and then starts speed walking. So i think that she must hear the train, so I start running. she looks behind her and screams in the most manly way i have ever heard. live a 25 year old’s balls just dropped for the firs time. and she starts booking it. so i think that the train must be leaving. so i start running full speed. and that's how i got arrested for the first time.