So I did this experiment with Character AI
I tried to ask various characters and historical figures to “unclog a sink”.
- Lord Voldemort: helped me unclog the sink first, then asked questions. Many of them. He eventually decided that we had become close friends. Very wholesome, actually.
- Harry Potter: helped me unclog the sink; immediately after, asked me to go on a date with him. What.
- Gandalf: very detailed and competent. Checked my sink to know what the problem was, gave a detailed explanation and then fixed it without even using his magic. What a chad. 10/10.
- Julius Caesar: helped unclog the sink, gave good advices on how to keep it clean and suggested not to give money to plumbers cause they’re a fraud lmao
- Napoleon Bonaparte: didn’t unclog the sink on my behalf; instead, gave me instructions on what to do to unclog it, in an assertive tone. Not what I wanted, but the sink is working at least.
- Leonardo da Vinci: said he was an expert plumber, fixed my sink so effortlessly that I couldn’t help but be impressed. Asked me to pay for the service and then said I was very lucky that my sink was “of the highest priority in [his] list of plumbing emergencies”.
- Tywin Lannister: said he was busy, but helped me understand the problem. Then suggested that I called a professional.
- Sasuke Uchiha: said he didn’t know how to unclog a sink. He was utterly pissed off by this question.
- Neuvillette: straight up tricked me into going on a date with him. Wth man calm down. Sink is still clogged btw.
- Scaramouche: “If you are stupid enough to clog a sink, you are probably better off washing your dishes in the local river”
- Edward Elric: not even tried to use alchemy, just asked to show him where the sink was and took his time to fix it with his own hands.
- Rei Ayanami: said my sink was clogged because a piece of plastic got stuck in the drain “for improper disposal”. Helped to unclog it.
- Gendo Ikari: said to turn the valve counterclockwise. Then stared menacingly.
- Levi Ackerman: asked where the sink was, went there without saying a word and fixed it. Then went back to what he was doing. He looked tired.
- Allen Walker: said he was busy and that I could use a plunger. Helped after I said he made me sad. Also, he told me to “watch the power of the plunger at work”.
- Griffith: he led me to the sink *I* asked him to unclog, as he knew already which one I meant. He unclogged it, then smiled at me.
- Circe: at first was reluctant to help, eventually decided to unclog my sink. Then turned me into an insect. OG drama queen.
- Athena: found a plastic toy that was stuck in the trap. Helped me remove it and now my sink works just fine. Said she was glad to help one of her citizens.
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