Crystal's Stream

Hey there, I'm Crystal! 23, she/her, British living in Japan. EN/JP/FR. Love animals, languages, and Kingdom Hearts. <3 Always happy to make friends!

[vykodlak]

I’m meathead

[sonic-justice-real-for]

Roxas ran so Firestar could walk.

[pokegirl3000]

I wasn’t expecting such a throwback today

[jerry-of-rivia]

[jerry-of-rivia]

I posted this as a joke and am cursed with every new addition.

But! I like that many of you have correctly noted that both sets of armor are perfectly serviceable AND have historical context. Geralt's leather armor isn't going to hurt him a bit, and the exaggerated muscle sculpturing IS 100% a hilarious design choice, but it's also one ancient cultures employed all the time. (Romans in particular loved this shit)

The problem with feminized tiddy armor that hugs each breast isn't that it's sexualized, but that it will kill you. Armor cupping each boob and having an indention in the middle of your chest means that any blow to the torso drives the mid-tit indention RIGHT INTO YOUR STERNUM. It's not decorative, it's arguably more dangerous than no armor at all. Meanwhile I'm looking at Geralt, and his flexible leather armor has minor intentions and is probably over a base plate, Roman style. He's not in danger he just wants to be cute.

Both Calenthe and Geralt are fully protected and you're doing amazing, sweetie.

[stele3]

Nothing will ever be as hilarious to me as discovering from bts interviews that Henry Cavill helped design that armor. That man knows what he’s about.

[shitidoldied]

[ottermatopoeia]

can you imagine standing at the carousel just waiting for your damn luggage after a long flight and you see this like

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

dr seuss yaoi

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

I was gonna say “I bet this exists” because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most gargantuan eras in the history of this website

[mexicali101photos]

[curvethemoonshine]

Always a reblog. These are all women!

All women drumming troupe called "Batala Samba" they are based out of New York.

This post is from 2019 in Mexico City for the Day Of the Dead

[everythingfox]

mlem mlem mlem mlem

(via)

[guerrillatech]

[nickywires]

been so long since a tweet got me hooting like this

[ampervadasz]

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[crochetcockring]

losing it at this

[headspace-hotel]

This literally sounds like a welcome to night vale segment

[endreal]

Incubus

I can never remember what this difference between an incubus and a succubus is so while I'm looking that up I need you to hold the wheel and drive

[endreal]

[scribbles notes furiously]

[insertdisc5]

*sweats*

[toastedbagelbaconjam]

I think about this comic every day

[funny-aneurysm]

Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai vs Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko

[quirkypaynesgrey]

This is so hilarious.

[valtsv]

did you hear the news about voltron

if i ever hear about voltron again in this lifetime it'll be too soon

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[valtsv]

[ikimaru]

poolside kisses 👀⛱️