think you got what it takes?

Hey. Name's Green, and I'm just about one of the best motherfucking trainers around. [Part of PC]

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Is there anyone important online? No? Ok.

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Welp.

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And now I gotta run.

See ya, nerds.

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Basically my new URL reflects my soul and state of mind.

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(( what if pokemasterhustledaddy ))

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socially-inept-mountain-boy replied to your post: (( so i want a new url bUT IM NOT SURE WHAT i T...

(( suckmydickimGREEN ))

(( just screams ))

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(( so i want a new url bUT IM NOT SURE WHAT i T SHOULD BE

someone send help ))

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Talk over the phone, send e-mails, write letters, I don’t fucking know! This isn’t the stone age, man. You have forms of communication. It’s not hard.

I mean, sure, you’re a great Pokemon trainer, I’ll give you that. But you can’t even handle simple social interactions, which is concerning in itself.

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But I can’t, Green. I just can’t. I… I just don’t think of these things, and it just doesn’t seem important, or doesn’t seem appropriate, or… I mean I’ve never even had a girlfriend, but these things just seem to… I don’t know, they just pass me by. They never seem important until I actually have to talk to someone.

I just don’t know how you do it. I really don’t…

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It's funny because you assume I form good relations with other people. That's a bit different than communicating, with them, though.

You need a therapist.

Or maybe just a super awesome and cool friend to show you the ways of not being a socially inept loser.

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(( i am so sorry that green is the biggest asshole to ever grace this planet

however green is not sorry ))

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No, your mom actually wants you to come back so she can chop you up and turn you into human meatloaf. Fuck, Red. How many dumbass moves are you gonna pull?

Yeah, well, see, talking is kind of healthy. I suggest doing it, say, every day.

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… Ugh, I know Green, I just… 

I dunno, I just don’t think to talk to people. I mean I have no-one to talk to… I just… I guess I just forget these things, you know?

I mean the last person I properly spoke to was Crystal, and she was the first person in, what… I don’t… I don’t even know…

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Talk over the phone, send e-mails, write letters, I don't fucking know! This isn't the stone age, man. You have forms of communication. It's not hard.

I mean, sure, you're a great Pokemon trainer, I'll give you that. But you can't even handle simple social interactions, which is concerning in itself.

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The only tag I track is #vodka.

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socially-inept-mountain-boy replied to your post: What if I joined Marill and got shitfaced too. ...

… You had standards in the first place…?

Hm. Intriguing question, Red, do you mind if we share it with the class?