Pokémon is Life

Hello there stranger, my name is a secret that may be revealed in due time, however I am the ripe old age of 23. That's no concern now, have fun on my blog, while also figuring out that I'm Gray-Asexual, Gray-Romantic and Non-Binary.

[tamamita]

[were--ralph]

I know no one follows me for the twitter collapse news but I'm enamored and can't look away

[image]

i really think this might be the last year if not month soon

[were--ralph]

I cant

[eroscestlavie]

i really do think you all need to just spend more time exposed to total normie lesbians because they’re really proof that half of the navel gazing bullshit that people put themselves through with academic gender theory is being done better by random butch women on facebook. i saw a woman who owns a bar in buffalo make a post yesterday that was like “i know a lot of men want to turn a stud..they think its their victory to make her straight. but they never consider, that the stud is turning them gay male instead.” like SOOOOO true denise. she’s on levels we can’t imagine. 

[luxlightly]

It's so important to remember that tumblr is bad. Has been bad. And will likely remain bad for the foreseeable future. And that is vital to our survival. If Tumblr was a good website that worked, it would get turned into a corporate hellscape like every other site. It's so important that Tumblr is broken and poorly run and impossible to effectively navigate. It's all that's keeping us safe.

[ghiresteem]

tumblr management know we feel this way though. They’ve just added trackers to sharing urls/links. The first step to targeted advertising, yay!

don’t get complacent about the possibility of tumblr becoming a corporate hellscape

[pokette]

remember that ANY text in a link after a ? is only tracking information and can ALWAYS be safely removed

[hierophanthistorian]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[gomi-chandesu]

Peak shihtzu behavior

[milkygastrobones]

[the-tree-line]

wtf nobody told me there was a shrimp species named sexy shrimp

[the-tree-line]

most sexual beast in the ocean

[the-tree-line]

that wasn;t the file i clicked

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[boeing-787]

[telnaga]

we stole america just to pave it over and abandon it

[telnaga]

when im walking surrounded by empty cracked parking lots choked full of trash. every building empty, furniture piled high in the windows, yet homeless huddling outside them. rows of small businesses dark and vacant inside, homes collapsed for years and never moved. roadkill left to rot in the street. when im surrounded by this, im wondering how this spot looked under the last caretakers. and im wondering what was ever the goddamn point beyond money to the wealthy

[gameover03909987-deactivated202]

[catcrumb]

[kosmogrl]

[gothcostco]

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

[flanneldragon]

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

[gandalfthemorallygrey]

This is the tumblr equivalent of those silhouettes of dogs people put out to scare away wildlife

[midnight-sloth]

YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT

[bewbin]

We waited 8 years for this banger

[gingerhaze]

So my brother went as Tintin for Halloween!

aaaaand later that night he texted me pictures of him making Snowy do a kegstand.

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

[utopians]

big bird is genuinely such a solid concept for a character. like it's a large bird

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just thought about how lefties have to deal with small everyday things being adjusted for the rightie majority and are slightly inconvenienced for life

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who like the thought of heirloom wedding rings, probably don’t think about how many hand jobs grandma gave with it on.