Lillie: Why are you smiling?
Moon: What? I can't just be happy?
Gladion: Sun tripped and fell in the parking lot.
(Guess who's back after being missing for a year, that's right! it's this girl right here!)
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@pokemonincorrectquotes
Lillie: Why are you smiling?
Moon: What? I can't just be happy?
Gladion: Sun tripped and fell in the parking lot.
(Guess who's back after being missing for a year, that's right! it's this girl right here!)
Volkner: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Flint: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Volkner, already taking off his clothes: God, Flint, you’re so fucking stupid.
Volkner: Two brooooos! Flint: Chillin' in a hot tub! Volkner: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Flint: Volkner: Flint: *tearing up* Volkner: Babe, c'mon... Flint: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Volkner: Babe...
Aaron: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Flint: You're like 16 years old Aaron: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
Saturn: Okay, help me please! Mars: Got two words for you. Saturn: I bet they won't be helpful. Mars: Your problem. Saturn: I was right
Gold: *kisses Silver*
Silver: What is this?
Gold: Affection.
Silver: Disgusting.
Silver:
Silver : Do it again.
Silver (Teen): Hey, Father? Can I get some dating advice? Giovanni: Just because I'm with you're mother doesn't mean I know how I did it.
(Sorry for being gone for a month)
Archer: And now for a gay update with Petrel and Proton. Petrel: Getting gayer. Proton: Thank you, Petrel.
(This is a old draft)
Petrel: I asked Proton out. Ariana: Oh, I’m sorry. Petrel: Why? Archer: Well, we assume he said no. Petrel: No, he said yes. Archer: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.
(This is a old draft)
Archer: That shirt looks great, Proton. Proton: Thanks. Archer: But I bet it would look even better on Petrel's floor. Petrel: Are you hitting on Proton... for me?
(This is a old draft)
Petrel: I didn't drink that much last night. Archer: You were flirting with Proton. Petrel: So what? He's my boyfriend. Archer: You asked if he were single. Archer: And then you cried when he said he weren't.
(This is a old draft)
Ariana: Hey, Petrel, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Petrel: Yeah. Ariana: And you, Proton? Proton: Umm... yes? Ariana: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Proton: Did she just-
(This is a old draft)
(Sorry for not posting a lot of incorrect quotes will be coming out today I promise!)
Proton: So, what is Petrel to you? Archer: The reason I wake up every morning. Proton: ...That’s adorable. Petrel earlier that morning, barging into Archer′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
(This is a old draft)
Clearing out old drafts
Matt, sweating: Tabitha, there’s something I need to ask you- Tabitha: Finally! You’re proposing! Matt: How’d you know? Tabitha: Matt, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Tabitha: I even picked it up once.
Lillie, skipping rocks on a lake with Gladion: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Gladion: Yeah, it is.
Gladion: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
Gladion: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Moon: Your life?
Gladion: I- well yes, but-
Flint trying to be a responsible older brother
Buck: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Flint: Mind your language! Buck: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Flint: Buck: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
But he fails at it...every single time-