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Nursey: Let's seal this Devil's threeway right here, right now. Step one, we invite everyone to a Kegster. Step two, we stroll over to the Kegster, either from Chowder's room or from your Basement Bungalow. Step three, I dagger you on the dancefloor. Just bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce! Now all the ladies sayin'! Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce! What do you say, Dexy?

Dex: I'm out.

Chowder: Why?!?

Dex: *points at Nursey* I hate that guy.

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Nursey: Hey man, patience pays off. What did they say about the tortoise and the hare?

Dex: They both make delicious soups.

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Ransom: What was that? What just happened?

Holster: Th-the Falcs scored.

Ransom: No! The other part!

Holster: The part about my tongue in your mouth? Oh, does that make me gay?

Ransom: Yeah. Well, no! We're just two guys! We got excited and made out!

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chekplease

i feel like nursey would get animal crossing, eventually convince a reluctant dex to live on his island, who then would get totally invested in perfectly landscaping the island and get super pissed when nursey keeps sprinting through his flowers to catch dragonflies

chekplease

nursey would keep showing him all the cranky villagers and be like “look it’s you”

Nursey: Dude. I was horrible at school but that's because instead of reading their stupid books, I was busy reading everything Salinger ever wrote.

Tango: And you're, like, totally rich and successful now, right?

Dex: Not at all.

Nursey: But I'm cool, and that's what really matters.

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vulcanite

IT’S FINISHED. This is the master post, conveniently paired off.

I've been playing a lot of D&D lately. This is Orson of Dumas, a Life Cleric of Lathander! We're currently going through Curse of Strahd and he's been a fun one to play and RP!

#dnd #life cleric

weirdly-friendly

Me after commiting a minor mistake

alphacrone

just really happy we get a character who grows from casual homophobia to respect and adoration for his gay captain without there being like blood and tears and str8 angst thank u ngozi

harpysnestillustrations

At the HQ

curaete

queerlove

reblog the gay frog in 30 seconds and you will meet the gay love of your life

xoxolosergirl

Bro just reblog to show the cute rainbow frog/

Decided to finally draw Arthur Morgan!

#drawing #red dead redemption #arthur morgan #rdr2 fanart

ironpunks

Listen. I firmly believe the Falconers play “the floor is lava”

After every practice, Georgia groups everyone up for announcements, and at the end she says calmly: “the floor is lava” and twenty grown men are clamoring to the nearest climbable object, shoving each other and kicking.

In a small gas station during a long roadie, someone from somewhere in the store shouts “the floor is lava!” and ten seconds later there’s two shelves down and Jack is apologizing to a tired manager while sitting on the cashier counter, not touching the floor

During lunch in the dining area, Jack sits with Tater, Snowy, Marty, Thirdy, Guy, and Poots. They’re talking idly and quietly, guy says “so, you hear about the floor?” Jack and Marty groan, Tater grins, Poots braces for it. “it’s apparently lava” guy finishes.

There’s food knocked to the floor as Guy just continues eating his lunch like nothing.

They’ve broken two chairs, a coffee table, Jacks wrist, and a lamp.