Classic Joseph

Shitposting at the speed of light (This is NOT a hate blog! If we reblog your post it's because we liked it!)

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seeing u on my dash again after years gave me whiplash but the goo kind yknow

i saw one (1) single great pokemon shitpost that was so good i had to show it to my partner bc i just think evolution's obsession with crabs is funny and then i realized our icon is still archie w a santa hat but y'know what!! that's how it is!!

anyway if i see any more great pokemon shitposts ill make sure we rb them, ik mod shelly and i both haven't been on our personals in...well for me, years as well NGBFMSFNF im mostly on twitter.

sometimes a pokemon shitposts blog just suddenly rises from the dead. im glad you're happy to see us ❤️

- mod courtney

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Why'd you bring this to my pokemon center sir

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quit staring at me with them big ol eyes

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NORMAN PUT THAT SHIT AWAY

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

archie and maxie PLEASE

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Hey everyone!!

Sorry for the delay on secret Santa stuff, Mod Courtney and I have been REALLY sick for the past week. I'm slowly on the mend, so I'll see about assigning back up santas and reblogging gifts that we missed.

Thank you for your patience!

-Mod Shelly

[highfivingoscarwilde]

hi everyone!!! this is guccimetti over on cer writing blog!!! my secret santa this year was @astral-clefairy who wanted some hardenshipping w/ may as their daughter and also manaphy with the family. i hope you like what i did with this–it’s kind of like a mini study of this little family’s interaction with legendary pokemon over the years @pokemonshitposts

Keep reading

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you out there that follow this hellscape of a blog! Mod Shelly and I would like to thank you for another year of support, and I told her I was doing this but she isn't checking her messages so she has no say in it.

If any of you out there were curious about the two people who run this blog I'm here to talk abt how great Shelly is!!!

Aqua Admin Shelly

Taller than Courtney at least

Loves Eevees and Sailor Moon

Hates dittos bc of Courtney

Actually reblogs most of the content on this blog so if you see a post it's probably from Shelly

Just sent me a message that says "so I guess that's a no on firetruck Santa"

Has a good sleep schedule???

Beautiful and perfect and a great artist

She/her

Magma Admin Courtney

Like super itty bitty

Fave Pokemon is ribombee tbh

Once caught 63 dittos in one day and Shelly hasn't let them live it down

Messes with the theme before disappearing but makes mod posts

Sends Shelly memes at bad hours of the night

Always tired

They/them

Shelly and I made this blog together and harbor a strong love of the original rse anime. We forgot to change the icon on this blog so it was Maxie with a Santa hat all year and honestly I'm about to keep it again

[squipusaur-deactivated20190406]

my secret santa art for @guccimetti! you said you liked stuff with maxie and archie being may’s dads and i was like :0!!! i love that too!! i hope you like it!

[kessavel-art]

I am not very good at fancy dance, but I hope you will like it, @squipusaur

Happy Holidays~

[sikyurame-deactivated20180731]

WOOP, Merry christmas to hayley-bombasticShips, hope you have a wonderful christmas :))

They asked for the team rocket au.

[emeraldhavoc]

✨🎉🎄Feliz Navidad Marta!!🎄🎉✨

I’m your secret Santa, @gghero!! I had a lot of fun drawing this so I hope you like it!

Thank you so much to Mods Courtney and Shelly at @pokemonshitposts for organizing everything!!!

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Hey y’all! We’ve decided to extend the deadline for Aqua/Magma and Originshipping Secret Santa gifts to January 1st! That gives you an extra week after Christmas to post your gifts.

The gifts we’ve already received have been incredible, and we can’t wait to see the rest! If you have any other questions, you can message this blog, or message me at my main blog, @buttercupandwestley 

Have a great holiday season!!

-Mod Shelly

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I'd like to just add to what Shelly said bc I'm constantly tired and I somehow sent...not the same message to everyone?

Tags for the secret Santas are #Aqua/Magma Secret Santa 2017 #Hardenshipping Secret Santa 2017 #Originshipping Secret Santa 2017

Also I'm bad at keeping up with things, so I really appreciate it when y'all tag this blog in the post as well, that way it shows up in our notifications!! Or you can send a message to this blog, me, or Shelly when you finish if you want!

-Mod Courtney hasn't slept

[colorninart]

For this year’s hardenshipping secret santa I had @alwaysmaybeobsessed! Happy holidays!

[bes-ang-lala]

HELLO @artisticwhitney I’M UR SECRET SATAN SANTA for @pokemonshitposts‘ HARDENSHIPPING SS EVENT!!! well, technically its @tealleadership who’s ur ss, but my main is heavily guarded by my parents, so i cant really post anything lgbt there sadly;;; ; ; 

hope you like it!!!

[marawis]

Happy holidays! This is my gift to @honeynutfemios for the @pokemonshitposts Secret Santa! A little PhoebexShelly moment to warm your heart on this cold season. Hope you like it! And Merry Christmas!