'Bonjour'

Just thinkin' about my place in the universe.

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[cowboyjoshdun]

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

[dogpuppy]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[111111111yeah]

is that eddy from ed edd and eddy

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[toskarinfr]

"onee-chan". "unni". "jiejie". all meritorious terms deserving of their reputation. meanwhile, what does the yankee dialect have? "older sister"? an utterly graceless dud of a word befitting the tongue of sexually repressed catholics

it goes without saying that it is in no small part this issue that the mommy monopoly exists. in this thesis I shall

[urgetocreate]

Richard Thorn (British b.1952), Summer Begins, Watercolor

[monacellipress]

Jellyfish mosaic tile piece, Havana, Cuba. From Great Houses of Havana.

[wifehaver103947]

i can't lie y'all imfeeling so much like Poogle 4 these days it's not eve3n funny

[funtergeist]

The phenomenon

[galileosballs]

"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#giving them a third space helps#they're still annoying in public as is their sacred duty#but they tend to congregate in specific areas of public where they can enjoy being annoying together

[pmamtraveller]

Holding Hands Persepolis (Iran), c. 500 BC

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dearest Samantha, I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this "Karen" continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks. Best Wishes, Octopus #5, Monterrey bay research aquarium

[userfish]

genuinely crying laughing

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[theehorsepusssy]

[ilywtf]