Brain…We haven’t finished writing the scene yet, it’s not time to move on to the next one. Stop getting ahead of the story, just come back and we can-hey no! Wait! Get back here!
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Claire Keane
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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trying on a metaphor
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if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Brain…We haven’t finished writing the scene yet, it’s not time to move on to the next one. Stop getting ahead of the story, just come back and we can-hey no! Wait! Get back here!
I don’t think I like butter being described as “Melt-in-your-mouth goodness”
I love it when games do stuff like this
Persona better be real thankful that they’ve only made a handful of sequels to their official stories because otherwise the story would be harder to follow than Kingdom hearts
(This is about how official sequels to persona games are in completely different genres)
Was making cookies and was going to share them with my brother and thought “Yeah, you have a brother that knows how to bake. Whatever, I’m confident in my gender.”
Then I remembered, “Wait, I’m trans, no I’m not”
(Fem)
honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.
Yes exactly!
Gonna be honest, this is the first time I heard it was a sex thing.
Now, see, if the OP had commissioned a real artist, they could have asked the artist give the gnome some cake so big no room could contain it. A real dump truck. A badonkadonk, if you will. A truly Callipygean derriére.
Instead, the feeble machine can only offer platitudes. Shameful...
Was looking up flower meanings and:
Imagine someone giving you a cabbage and quietly going “We’re gonna be rich!”
It’s not everyday you see people fighting in Wikipedia
Curses you with being not tired enough to fall asleep but also too tired to get up and do anything
It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real
@wholesome-animal-images
how bad do you have to fuck up as a cop to get paired with a goose?
how bad do you have to fuck up as a goose to get paired with a cop?
Help! my son is currently enjoying a fever.
You have a son?
Head cannon: Dc comics and Scooby doo take place in the same universe.
Batman is just a Scooby doo villain the team has yet to capture
To clarify my point here:
Scooby doo villains: dress up in scary costumes to scare people away often to protect their rich interests
Batman: dresses up in a scary costume to scare people away (from crime) and is rich
The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.
Ichthyology Notes 2/?
scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics
When someone asks “Why we waste money in useless research?” This is why.
When someone asks “Why
we waste money in useless
research?” This is why.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.