overhated female characters defense attorney

sol ☘︎ she/her ☘︎ ravenclaw ☘︎ scorbus truther since 2018

[polarisbythefigtree]

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[sovau2]

Don't cry, these fools aren't worth your tears.

[diaryofa-loser]

God forbid people don’t like to hold the salamander tail of stink and poo

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[kiis1k]

I love these codependent bastards <<3333

(Ignore the png Hogwarts logo)

[origami-butterfly]

"My beautiful princess with a disorder" and they're referring to a man

[origami-butterfly]

WAIT, everyone reblog this with YOUR beautiful princess with a disorder

[origami-butterfly]

Someone tagged this with a male character, everyone go home

[origami-butterfly]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN, (and it was the version of the post with the above addition!!) So I'd like to clarify:

[polarisbythefigtree]

My beautiful princess with a disorder 💕

[polarisbythefigtree]

Rose didn't like the "you smell like bread" comment from Scorpius because she is actually allergic to gluten and gets really triggered about it

[spiralstatic29]

scorbus something something (I DO NOT SUPPORT JKR!!)

[lemonagrios]

Happy Holidays!! It's very clearly still December 24th so I'm very clearly not late.

Anyways, some snowy Scorbus, they dgaf about how cold they are whenever they're having a moment bc they're grossly in love like that.

[supmilger]

🍓

[polarisbythefigtree]

what albus severus' amortencia smells like

[sillydefendorpirate]

scorbus being listed on wikipedia's Queerbaiting page is fryyyyyying me

[polarisbythefigtree]

“Queerbaiting” as if they aren’t this 🤏 close to kissing in the play, the whole Scorpius / Rose romance was completely cut out (in fact Rose now points out the romantic tension between Scorp and Albus) AND Albus LITERALLY COMES OUT to Harry 😭

We went from “uhhh no they’re not gay wtf r u talking about hahahaha” to “heyyyy look at the gays!! (*makes them straight*)” then finally to “yeah they’re actually in love, no joke this time”

[polarisbythefigtree]

Making D&D character sheets for Scorpius and Albus rn :3

Emppu and Angi (beloved oomfs from twt) helped me decide that:

Albus is a half-elf with some tiefling traits (Ginny is an elf that got tiefling traits because of her possession and Harry is a half-elf that got his tiefling traits from the whole horcrux equivalent ordeal) (Albus doesn’t show any signs of magic for years, and when he finally does, they are more akin to tiefling magic and that makes people scared) (maybe he starts growing horns or a tail?)

Scorpius is an elf with some very faint Dragonborn traits (the Malfoy family either was blessed by the draconic gods or had Dragonborns in the family line long ago) (he also didn’t show strong magic signs until he was a teen/young adult)

Scorpius is a Druid and Albus was initially a cleric turned sorcerer (can you tell I am completely fixated on stranger things and byler right now)

[polarisbythefigtree]

Died 1981 born 2002 WELCOME BACK LILY EVANS

[blue--ingenue]

A day in muggle London \\❄️☕

they rent a room in central London for a few days

they try cooking without magic and nearly set the kitchen on fire trying to make pancakes

they take a train from the Malfoy estate to London

(Scorpius is apprehensive until Albus assures him it’s a muggle train with no trolley witches in sight)

Albus built a tolerance to the cold after growing up playing in the snow with Lily and James. Scorpius has absolutely not, and refuses to stay out long enough to build snowmen. They build snow cats instead :)

they stay in for the rest of the night to warm up. Albus puts on his favorite Christmas rom-coms (especially The Holiday) and they make hot chocolate

they go to the natural history museum (to see Scorp’s favorite dinosaurs) and stop by a cozy used bookstore on the way back

[polarisbythefigtree]

I made matching scorbus bag charms! Didn’t have enough beads to make them into bracelets :/ but I still think they turned out cute!

[cak3fictions]

Too bad Astoria died, because she would have been such a lovely mother-in-law for Albus.

Just imagine them sharing tea, she would share awkward childhood stories of Scorpius, how he used to crawl into her bed and hide in her hair when he was afraid or how he hide chocolate wrapping under his pillow after eating it in secret, because he hoped no one would found it there.

And Albus would fall in love harder and he would smile and chuckle with Astoria...

[dracos-amortentia]

It never ceases to amuse me how Draco Malfoy was the biggest Scorbus shipper to ever exist