oracle of the whole foods parking lot

smart-mouthed bitch who always fucks the vibe up

[perriaeyjeve]

[isl-equ-ay]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[20thcenturyb0y]

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

[expressions-of-nature]

by Thomas Marquize

[academic-vampire]

𝔤𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔢

[nueuhell]

I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.

[1five1two]

Carved ripples on granite. Shen Lieyi.

[cinemaocd]

THOMAS CROMWELL AFFIRMATIONS:

NOW GET UP

THE BLACKSMITH MAKES HIS OWN TOOLS

STALL FOR TIME, BRIBE PEOPLE, AND IF NEED BE MAKE A STRATEGIC RETREAT

DON'T ASK DON'T GET

THERE IS NO TALENT THAT I POSSESS THAT ENGLAND CANNOT USE.

IT'S TIME I SAID MY PRAYERS

PUT AN EDGE ON IT

[emmaharwoods]

[wenellyb]

[blanklystaringatwalls]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[gothredy]

[sourdough-seal]

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

[thirdarabesque]

onegin, from above (x)

[xhekix]

this is sooooo cute pls