oracle of the whole foods parking lot

smart-mouthed bitch who always fucks the vibe up

[wikilifeadvice]

limit pasta consumption

[breastforce]

blocked

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[pmamtraveller]

Two Dancers, by Salvador Dalí (1949)

[memeuplift]

[04k96]

Here

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[merweleftthisbehind-deactivated]

Maiden, Mother, Crone in the best way possible...

[brandonlees]

That’s why we’re here, isn’t it? to love, and be loved.

THE BOY, THE MOLE, THE FOX AND THE HORSE. (2022), dir. Charlie Mackesy & Peter Baynton    

[zendayamybabe]

🐞 a ladybug for everyone who needs good luck

[soulofthedeep]

Sea’s rough today

[astrelis]

I kept trying to figure out what his photo reminded me of

[noah-wyles]

this is such a fantastic and reassuring response

[moishe-pipick]

[demiiwhiffin]

she’s here