Polkadotmeteorshower

Hello all! My name is Taylor and this is just stuff that I think is funny or relevant. Enjoy!

[existentialcrisis-servedhot]

the feminine urge to reread the song of achilles again just to hurt myself all over again ✌️

[odysseusing]

“i love him.”

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“I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”

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[lorrydriverr]

@ this motherfucker on Twitter who put into words what I couldn’t

[made-ofmemories]

The song of Achilles ripped my heart out then stomped on it for good measure. I loved every second.

[ayy-junipei]

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

[theaccursedrat-deactivated20250]

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?

[eretzyisrael]

Italian Doctors Fooled Nazis by Inventing This Fake Disease

In 1943, a team of ingenious Italian doctors invented a deadly, contagious virus called Syndrome K to protect Jews from annihilation. On October 16 of that year, as Nazis closed in to liquidate Rome’s Jewish ghetto, many runaways hid in the 450-year-old Fatebenefratelli Hospital. There, anti-Fascist doctors including Adriano Ossicini, Vittorio Sacerdoti and Giovanni Borromeo created a gruesome, imaginary disease.

“Syndrome K was put on patient papers to indicate that the sick person wasn’t sick at all, but Jewish” and in need of protection, Ossicini told Italian newspaper La Stampa last year. The “K” stood for Albert Kesselring and Herbert Kappler — two ruthless Nazi commanders.

The doctors instructed “patients” to cough very loudly and told Nazis that the disease was extremely dangerous, disfiguring and molto contagioso. Soldiers were so alarmed by the list of symptoms and incessant coughing that they left without inspecting the patients. It’s estimated that a few dozen lives were saved by this brilliant scheme.

The doctors were later honored for their heroic actions, and Fatebenefratelli Hospital was declared a “House of Life” by the International Raoul Wallenberg Foundation.

The Jewniverse

[the-meme-monarch]

I am so absolutely pissed off that i never learned this in school 

[garbage-empress]

dr. sacerdoto, borromeo & osscini: you can’t take these jews they got symptoms syndrome.

jews: oh no, oh g-d… our-our SYMPTOMS!

nazis: oh fuck

[funnytwittertweets]

[teddy-stonehill]

I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

[teddy-stonehill]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

why do you have toulet paper on your wishlist lol

a bitch can’t take a shit ?

[beautifulbookland]

Authors throwing feels at you like

[acomaflove]

Friend: Why do you read so much?

Me:

~Especially during this pandemic~

[noahandthe-seacucumbers]

Me: when I get home baby. It’s just me and you. All. Night. Long.

Book:

[valleyhowler]

[jedibookshrikeofnorta]

When you see someone reading a book you like but your too shy to say something:

[the-barn-rat]

real tired of hearing the vegan vs. omnivore arguments when the real superior diet in terms of both cruelty and ecosystem is locally sourced

beef and pork from a farm 10 minutes away from you is more ethical and less detrimental to the environment than quinoa grown in ecuador. the future is food forests. the green revolution is food forests. if we manage to survive this apocalyptic hellscape all of your food, plant and animal, is going to come from within half an hour of where you live. plant a vegetable garden in the meantime

[clouddoggo]

As a trained conservation biologist this is the most important step we can take. You do not understand how many issues we could solve if people bought most of their food from local sources.

[bronze-rhea-breakspear]

Louder for those in the back and with their hands over their ears.

[whoneedsfriendswhenyouhavebooks]

Just a quote from my favourite book series 😊

[cosmic-siren90]