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the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

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if i had a superpower, i would like to erase the phrase “organic strap” from the minds of every single person on earth. if lesbians can like and enjoy “organic strap”, which is just a real life penis attached to a male, why were strap-ons ever invented in the first place? seriously think about that, think about how tiny the lesbian dating pool is, and how slutty males are and how they will sleep with anything with a vagina, and then think about why a woman would go out of her way to find a lesbian sexual partner and purchase and use a strap on when she’s capable of being attracted to actual penises and males. that’s a lot of work, when she could probably find an “organic strap” haver who would sleep with her in about 10 minutes on a dating app. is it perhaps because lesbians are only attracted to women? that whole concept makes no sense, strap-ons were not created as a pitiful stand in for the “real thing”. there is no shortage of the real thing, 50% of the population have them! if lesbians wanted and liked real dick, we could get it a lot easier than getting a lesbian partner and a strap-on. strap-ons represent a LACK of attraction to actual men. you literally sound like the conservative homophobes under masc/femme lesbian couples posts who ask them why don’t just get with a “real man” who has the “real thing” instead of being with a masculine woman and using a strap-on. “if one of the girls has a strap naturally” no girl has a penis, and no one has a natural strap on, because a strap on is not a natural organic set of genitals. it is an inanimate object purchased at a sex shop and taken home in a bag. quite different to an entire male body, which lesbians are not attracted to. this shit actually makes me depressed. the lesbian community is absolutely fried

“if you like strap why not just use organic strap?”

okay if a straight guy likes his girlfriend to peg him, why not just let another man fuck him in the ass with an actual penis? probably because he isn’t attracted to men!!! probably because of that!!!! this is literally what you’re saying to lesbians!!!!

if gay guys like anal sex, why not just do anal sex with a woman? because they aren’t attracted to women!!!! no one ever asks this to gay men though. funny how that works.

LESBIANS DON’T LIKE PENIS!!!! LESBIANS NOT LIKING MEN WAS LITERALLY THE CATALYST FOR THE INVENTION OF STRAP-ONS!!! STRAP-ONS DO NOT DISPROVE THE EXISTENCE OF FEMALE HOMOSEXUALS!!!

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