“LISTEN TO THE RADIATION-

-PUT YOU BACK IN CIRCULATION!” Polly | 24 | she/he | jewish | lesbian I don’t post much anymore but I’m tryin’

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[dogpuppy]

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4141:

pick up your writer's block and club yourself over the head with it repeatedly

[luetta]

by robfarmerxyz

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[crazy-brazilian]

[go-charbee]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[seeing a high definition photograph of a poison dart frog after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOO

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[mothcub]

:)

[kesobun]

[videogame-fake-brands]

Doggies Magazine - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (2004)

[drag-on-dra-goon]

when im 29 (late 20s in my bio) walking by the young passoid zoomer in cal anderson that's 26 (mid 20s in its bio) on my way home from the poké place and we notice each other's matching katamari damacy water bottle stickers and we both visibly want to kill one another for being unforgivably soulless tools

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[3000s]

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

[3000s]

ughh. why does my head hurt

[fanofspooky]

Critters (1986)

[leia-regina]

I’m so happy the Carbonite is gone. I’m movin’ on. I’m so happy that it’s over now. The pain is gone.

[setulose]

Hi. It's me, Trustfund Whitelady, here to tell you all about my queer-owned small business oddities shop. Check out our multiple products on offer such as: quartz bought in bulk from Amazon, $5 vinyl stickers of animals in cowboy hats, king cake plastic baby earrings, and up in our display case, a taxidermied bat we for sure don't have a permit for. Our brick and mortar store has no available parking or public restroom but it DOES smell so strongly of incense that you'll need to hose yourself down after exiting :) If you can't make it out to the shop, no worries! We'll be at the craft market next Saturday between the amigurumi mushrooms stall and the 3d printed fidget slugs stall

[loyalsquire]

I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com