Venus As A Boi

Hey, what's up my name's Kendal I am allergic to penicillin!

[h-r-m-deactivated20180919]

[destinymoonart]

CALLOUT POST ON TWITTER

CAT ARE ABUSERS

[niyarest]

my cat gettin ready to beat me to a pulp

[unsounded]

How to open a beer with a banana

[neechees]

tbh the most unrealistic part of Twilight is that white vampires from the 1800s obey treaties they made with Natives

[powerfulwizard]

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[queenwhiskey]

100%

[sketchdeath]

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

[digicorvid-deactivated20211204]

…..slime creature…..

[masterassassinoo]

Mine just said “bastard”

[jadeeatsrainbows]

a bisexual evil fairy who eats babies. It could honestly be true.

[ofools]

A collection of short horror stories about a local Ghoul named Simon

[vaticanrust]

Rozz Williams of Christian Death

[supersonicart]

Oscar Joyo, Paintings & Illustrations.

Energetic jolts of visual ecstasy from Lilongwe, Malawi artist Oscar Joyo.

Don’t miss Supersonic Art on Instagram!

[glowdetails]

details @ antonio ortega fall 2016 🌹

[potubby-deactivated20180914]

Use of the word “teen” in porn is lowkey the creepiest shit because it’s like this overarching term used to refer to 18-19 y/o porn stars but plays to the illusion that they could be younger because teen encompasses the non-legal ages as well. And honestly that should creep people out that it’s so commonly used.

[pikafem]

[larvalhex]

[mellifexfarm]

jumping for sunflower seeds

[vamprnce]

I saw a guy cosplaying Master Chief at McDonalds chillin’ today he looks so content w that milkshake

[diesetdown]

He’s celebrating his degree.

[teathattast]