[hotvampireadjacent]

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[oceantoyz]

:|

[dotty-literati]

"Dodge this."

[sparrowsabre7]

"My original character Gunfield, who is Garfield's brother but with a gun."

[secretgarden]

[beardedmrbean]

[planefood]

Sign I saw in the city

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[subversivegrrl]

[applejuicewerewolf]

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[the-overthinktank]

this pet adoption database has insane website design choices

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[slutdge]

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

[lesspopped]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”