head on backwards

Charlie/Bliss-27-he/him

[polttergeistt]

Hi everyone. If you're new here, consider taking a look at my carrd. It links to all my fics. Thanks.

genovivas

genovivas carrd

[champagnearab]

I’m having so much sex with you in my mind

[weltenwellen]

Alex Dimitrov, “Poem Written in a Cab”, Love and Other Poems

[mrsterlingeverything]

[isomorphe]

There might be a parallel universe in which Busio is a bottom of the barrel 826th round pick for the Ott*awa S*nators playing the worst minor league hockey you could ever imagine and I think that’s beautiful.

[depsidase]

[imherefortheforthefanart]

I mean truly

[nucleides]

Sometimes you have porn ideas so confusing you can’t help but smile. Like that’s lowkey fire but how have we gotten there in the first place

[nucleides]

When he forces you to listen to a VOD of you solo-losing a game while fucking you :emoji_12:

[creekfiend]

the only fic i've ever seen that thoughtfully incorporated elements of real life dog sex into omegaverse was hockey rpf but they were breeding hockey players to produce more hockey players and they were the only ones who did this. people who weren't hockey players just had human sex

lots going on here that I really don't feel qualified to comment on but thank you for sharing it with me. enriching to know this is occurring out there somewhere. baruch hashem who makes the creatures different

[saltedume]

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[rpfofficial]

the powerful lifelong bonds that are maintained by gay sex that is not happening

[sunwurm]

sometimes i'm like yay i love being a sick pervert hooray and then somehow from four circles of mutuals away i see the victor wembanyama of freakdom shooting threes and i realize im not there at all im not even on a college team im playing a pick up game at the y on a weekday

[polttergeistt]

at no point in nursing school did anyone tell me my job would involve a lot of research into what brands of vaccines foreign countries were using in certain years

[polttergeistt]

wow tl was kinda kicking the shit out of c9

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[losangelesqueens]

(bravely) i think esports professionals should have workers rights