insert distorted screaming here

they/them. I do not tag things. Enter at your own risk. Asking me for money earns an immediate block. Phantom (Silksong) sideblog is @free-me-from-this-fading-fate

[paper-mache-stars]

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

[keficafe]

Im.. Soft 🥺🥺🥺

cr. 

[wholesomepostarchive]

12/22/2023

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[have-you-seen-this-animal]

Rainbow Scarab! (Phanaeus Vindex!)

Have you seen the rainbow scarab (Phanaeus vindex)?

I have now

Yes, in photos/videos

Yes, irl

I'm not sure

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

I believe the first image is of a male, the second is of a female.

[inatarachnids]

Goldenrod Crab Spider (Misumena vatia)

Observed by isalasevicius, CC BY-NC

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[demilypyro]

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

[tsukinoinaba]

I've heard mixed things.

[demilypyro]

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

[featherlight143]

Have you actually been attracted to a fictional character?

Real people are disgusting

Yes

No

What the fuck are you talking about?

Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

I just learned that people actually felt attraction to fictional characters. I can’t possibly see how that could even work. Please tell me if this is true for you.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Have you seen Eda Clawthorne? If so I don’t know how you could answer no

[drax-the-vampire-king]

You cant even look up Lola Bunny without safe search on or you'll be flooded with porn.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[teaboot]

YOU

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[lakevida]

everyone tits out with a parasol is such a beautiful world to imagine that the fact it doesnt currently exist fills me with equal parts fire and misery

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[herpsandbirds]

Pallas's Spadefoot Toad (Pelobates vespertinus), family Pelobatidae, found in Eastern Europe and Central Asia

photograph by Konrad Mebert

[herpsandbirds]

Harlequin Duck (Histrionicus histrionicus), males, female (mid-background), family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, Stearman Beach, West Vancouver, BC, Canada

Photographs by YCee Lim

[questions-about-blorbos]

Which of these would your Blorbo prefer?

An annually scheduled sword fight against an orangutan

A daily hand-to-hand combat with a flock of feisty chickens

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[herpsandbirds]

Altamira Oriole (Icterus gularis), family Icteridae, order Passeriformes, South TX, USA

photograph by Keith Turpin