The -14.3

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

[featherlight143]

The only solution is to just take penicillin and take an 8 hour power nap.

[koiwypher]

Imagine I just... wawawawaawawawawwaa

[featherlight143]

Holy shit this is the cutest fucking thing ever

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[featherlight143]

Here John, have our one collective egg. I trust you with our one single child. Now throw it against a hard basket so *you* can be the one that kills our child.

[featherlight143]

I love scrolling through someone’s blog and slowly watching as their mental state changes from happy to angry to horny in the end

[the-muppet-joker]

For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream

[featherlight143]

Wait are you the one feeling pain through all of the Tomodachi or are all the Tomodachi feeling pain yet you can sense their pain through your eyes?

[chio-chan2artbox]

Human Perry Poll ✨

Doofenshmirtz Poll ✨

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

The scars where Doofs Prosthetics attach are such a cool detail!!!!

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

[guerrillatech]

[lostbutnotforgotten]

[the-muppet-joker]

Despite All My Rage...

[featherlight143]

My favorite thing is looking at a chronic tumblr user’s blog and seeing their mental state slowly devolve over a series of 39 reblogs in 3 hours.

[kingsillysmilez]

New Ref for just Silly's fur patterns! (Don't draw him without clothes/accessories, this is for drawing him with different outfits or from a different angle than his typical ref!)

[kingsillysmilez]

Happy Pride Month !!

[baddyzarc]

If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core game…

[baddyzarc]

The situation is so funny man

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Now they’re sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like Pokémon loses their money

[themainspoon]

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

[the-muppet-joker]

Eating another can of sardines. People are too fucking scared to talk to me. Heh. Can't say I blame em...

[featherlight143]

I feel you man I feel you

[the-muppet-joker]

So my ex wife dropped off my kids (22 month old son and 1 month old daughter) yesterday and of course we got into it, she was yelling at me that I've really changed recently and that she thinks I'm "spiraling again," and I basically told her to shut up and that I'm basically listening to a lot of podcasts and becoming a fucking alpha and eating so much protein that basically I'm ripped and don't need to listen to her. Sure, as of right now, she is way more ripped than me because she fights crime for a living (she does vigilante justice she is not a cop), but in just a few short months Im probably going to have crazy gains and basically start mogging her at the gym probably. Anyway she started copping a real attitude with me but before she could really respond we heard the door slam. And we saw thst my 22 month old son was gone, and that he had left a note saying that he was running away because he can't stand to listen to us argue. My son is missing he has run away and I don't know what to do but I know its totally her fault I don't know what to do im in ruin

[featherlight143]

That’s just one day for you, that’s every day for me.

[dailycatsblog]

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy