Combustible Lemons

Hi! I'm Char, or Charmander. Or I guess you can go with polyfandrous, I'll answer to that, too. I'm actually not a student anymore, but an employed Geomatics Technician with a background in Biology. I love video games and fantasy novels. I'll probably blog/reblog a lot of Final Fantasy, Skyrim, Game of Thrones, Firefly, Bleach, Trigun, Pokemon A:TLA/A:TLOK, Portal, Homestuck, Fullmetal Alchemist (as well as Brotherhood), etc. These are just the main things I'm into, I'll just reblog a lot in general. I also run the Meelo roleplay blog, tastemeelosfury, but it is on hiatus right now, so mostly I will be here. (Spark of Mind, although if you prefer canon classes, I would be an Heir.)

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[notunlikepride]

@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley

[stardewvalleyalex]

mutuals if my tumblr ever gets deleted you can find me in my house from 6am to 7am and then moving south towards the ranch by 7:30. I will then be standing on the dock of the lake until 3pm. From 4pm to 6pm you can find me in the secret woods by the southwest pond. I then will be traveling east and then down to the beach where I will be from 8pm to 10pm, after which I will walk back to my house through town and past the bus station

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[jitterbugjive]

@theosartisticthematics

[doctorsiggy]

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

[maddeningmagic106]

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

[uleanblue-deactivated20190205]

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

[miquerida]

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Please peel your sheeps

[b00bconnoisseur]

They. Look. Like. Peeled. Potatoes

[cruzan-for-love-deactivated2026]

Peel your sheep peeps!

[association-of-free-people]

Remember when they found Shrek living in that cave and freed him

[thisisntmeanymore-deactivated20]

he’s smiling in that last one

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE HAS BEEN SAVED

[dorkery]

HE HAS BEEN *SHAVED

fixed that for you

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

shorn

[lordlyhour]

they’ve Shorn the Sheep

[kiryukazumas-deactivated2018112]

X

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ancientson]

You know what? This actually isn’t funny at all because this really does happen. Baby boomers can’t afford to retire; that’s a big part of why millennials can’t find jobs in their fields. And if they lose their jobs (which can mean a variety of things, including their companies finding an excuse to fire them so they don’t have to pay anything for their retirement, which happened to my uncle and 5 people he worked with over one year), they aren’t as desirable because they’re retirement-age. The world has changed a lot since they got jobs they thought were supposed to be secure, and now their old strategies that used to work for finding a job don’t work anymore and they don’t know what does work. So a lot are desperate; I recently talked to a woman who had to be in at least her mid-60s who was begging on a street corner because she was replaced by a younger person and lost her job of 18 years, and it’s not the first time I’ve heard a story like that. A lot of people who were never rich to begin with lost a lot in the 2008 financial crisis and never fully recovered. Baby boomers didn’t all just magically become financially secure as they got older.

This generation war bullshit is 100% manufactured to keep our anger misdirected. It’s not baby boomers screwing over millennials. It’s rich capitalists of every living generation screwing over baby boomers, their parents, gen x-ers, millennials, and gen z-ers all at once and all in different ways. And if we collectively realize that we’re not enemies and that we actually have a common cause with common enemies, it’ll be really bad for the people doing this to us, which is why they’re pushing the generation war thing so hard.

[apologiesmilord]

^ wisdom on Tumblr. That’s rare.

[bnsolo]

“It’s not the Luke from the original trilogy. It’s the Luke from the new generation.”

SW fans act like you have to demonize a filmmaker for their interpretation of a story. Rian Johnson inherited J.J. Abram’s idea of Luke exiling himself on an island. He did his best to explain why Luke disappeared. If you disagree with what he came up with like Mark Hamill did, then that’s fine and you’re entitled to your opinion. But there’s a way to be a decent human being about it like Mark is capable of doing unlike some of y'all online.

[bnsolo]

REBLOGGING AGAIN WITH MARK’S TWEET BOUT THIS GIFSET!!!

HOPEFULLY THIS WEBSITE CAN FINALLY LEARN A LESSON FROM THIS AND KINDLY STOP ATTACKING RIAN NOW 

[africant]

I’m almost there!

[vivienvalentino]

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

I’m a big advocate that we should bring back the idea “Nightblogging”, unlike the nasty word “shitposting” it has no cursing in it, it goes back to a better time in the history of the world and tumblr, and it reaffirms the idea that at nighttime the logic of the world turns apart into a shadow realm dominated by wild animals and mystery beings and crazy jokes, which is true but we forgot about it

[moonlightsdreaming]

Legend of Korra Concept Art

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

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[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

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[supercoolclouds]

unpopular opinion

excessive amounts of melted cheese in food is gross and needs to stop as a trend

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

anyways while this loser is living a sad, cheeseless life, i’ll be melting a wheel of sharp cheddar cheese directly onto my naked body

[weloveshortvideos]

[jathis]

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

[helvetillinen-helluntai]

Delete this website and only leave this behind

[whitmerule]

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

@reveredmotherkhaleesi that us

[polyfandrous]

@two-draculas-potter

[animated-disney-gifs]

[polyfandrous]

Thunder Bay's got shocking puns.

[mogifire]

why not both?

[the-bakeneko]

@polyfandrous