The Polyglot's Apprentice

M | 24 | USA living in PL | Langblr and lingblr |English, ASL, French, Georgian, Spanish, Polish, Russian, German 

[reimenaashelyee]

Happy Mid Autumn Festival + Friday the 13th

[omghotmemes]

[champagnemanagement]

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[just-a-geekygoth]

I hope so, this cold and my period both need to be yote

[slowjamastan]

RB if you’re into the following fandoms

Tax Evasion

Heirloom Tomatoes

Respecting Women

Pop flavoured chapsticks in the shape of bottles

[eugenestudies]

Mood.

[lazy-polyglot]

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[resacon1990]

ALRIGHT GUYS THAT A WRAP FOR THIS YEAR

THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND. 

[baltameile]

tag yourself i’m not ur toy

[thekeyofmemories]

Czech Rebublic: Okay, so how are we going to win this year?

Mikolas Josef: Say no more

[papasmistakeria]

A cinnamon roll being protected by a bigger cinnamon roll is just too cute if you ask me

[nikialekseev-deactivated2019091]

I can’t believe Alekseev finally found his dad

[nothesc]

So Alekseev had a new interview with wiwibloggs and he was asked to give a message to his fans. 

You won’t believe what he said:

[triedtocomeupwithagoodusername]

“I don’t know what looks more fake, the rose or his teeth”

- swedish commentator delivering the shade

[raimukeki-deactivated20240213]

This is all I saw

[gausses]

CZECH OUT HERE SAVING LIVES; YOU GO KID FROM STUART LITTLE!

[sanatched]

Czech Republic guy we get it you’re millennial

[cursedsappho]

Austria wore a pajamas you can’t tell me otherwise

[boutella-sofia]

So no Greece?