id rather be reading

Ciara • nothing is real • 21, Irish!!

[catcrumb]

[monokoh]

me: *talks* wait am i annoying

me: *doesnt talk* wait am i boring

[carpe-noctvm-deactivated2025021]

The Quiraing, Isle of Skye, Scotland / 15.10.2019

[feketeribizli]

i have been meaning to draw the marauders for a while now

[saracastically]

me: i should draw all my plants ! me, six plants in: oh my god commissions | patreon

[afoxnamedmulder]

“what else can one do in the face of monumental loss but breathe a weary sigh, for the world is a little quieter now” is a beautiful line which shakes my emotions to the very core and i can’t get over that it was written for french fries

[bwaygay]

i like to believe that i’m funny

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[marsapartment]

That’s it. That’s his whole character.

[cowmart]

sigh

[john-maroon]

[lovecatcher]

ig: _peppermint.b

[8pxl]

hey here’s my contribution to “Squared Up!” A pixel art charity zine benefiting @AbleGamers ! 

It’s already 100% funded but you can still snag a copy for yourself if ya like ~

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/squared-up-a-pixel-art-zine#/ …

[batgirlcoded]

me platonically: hello my darling dearest, love of my life, fire of my loins, i missed you today! did you know i love you and that my heart will never stop beating for you and you alone? i would go to the ends of the earth to make sure that you are taken care of at all times and i would kill anyone that got in my way.

me romantically: sup bitch!

[sendingpostcards-deactivated202]

let me be a blue raft on a blue sea, i’ll blend right in

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

good morning I just woke up obsessed with the idea of a movie filmed in the style of a true crime documentary except it’s in the Twilight universe and a bunch of completely ordinary humans are trying to figure out why Bella effectively disappeared after high school without knowing anything about vampires

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

let’s review the Facts of the Case as far as anyone who’s not in on the secret knows them

super normal teenage girl moves to small town

becomes obsessed with a guy who by all appearances is in a cult

the incident where they dramatically broke up and Bella tried to go back to Phoenix but Edward followed her and they got back together but also Bella’s leg got mysteriously broken

another dramatic breakup and this time the entire family skips town leaving Bella catatonically depressed

sudden trip to Italy??? and then the entire family comes back???

Whatever Happened In Eclipse I Don’t Remember 

Bella marries boyfriend of approx. a year and a half, goes away on an exotic vacation and immediately contracts a life threatening disease

is rarely seen in public again until her mysterious death, which if I’m remembering correctly is a thing?? because Bella was pretty sure her mom wouldn’t be able to handle the vampire thing and that they were going to have to fake a death which is!! fucked UP

also apparently the Cullens haven’t ever bothered with, like, changing their names, so if anyone goes poking around they’re easily going to discover a family of seven rich weirdos moving around various overcast cities together for at least a century 

tell me you wouldn’t watch this shit 

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

highlights:

generic Missing White Woman opening that rapidly spirals into interviews Bella’s hilarious tacky high school classmates talking shit about the Cullens (Mike Newton’s Time To Shine)

Charlie (who Knows) uncomfortably lying to the camera about how of course he’s Very Sad about all of this and misses his daughter a whole lot. the crew immediately begins speculating about Charlie’s involvement.

a few scenes shot in Italy. the voice over concludes that there are no clues to be found there while a Volturi member hovers very obviously in the background for the audience’s enjoyment 

testimonies about Carlisle’s character that end with the interviewee getting distracted thinking how hot he was, including Charlie 

a segment trying to figure out what the Fuck Jacob’s involvement is followed by a montage of werewolves slamming their front doors in the crew’s faces

a brief mention of the murder spree that happened in Seattle during Bella’s senior year but quickly shrugging it off as DEFINITELY unrelated to any of this 

trying to dig into where the Cullens lived before Forks and quickly realizing that None Of These Children Existed Before the Age of Seventeen

briefly toying with a kidnapping scenario before stumbling onto a record of the Cullens in some other town that’s JUST old enough to be inconsistent with the ages they were supposed to be in Forks

“wait I think all the kids were actually in their twenties, maybe?”

“wait what the fUCK?”

[lookataleaf3000]

is there a joy more pure than climbing up a big rock