Jdilladog

Okay now that I'm here how do I actually use this site

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[polygonalqueef-deactivated20241]

[c-umpulsive]

*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already

[brigittepaulin]

[pulpfanfiction]

goodnight sweet prince

[jdilladog]

This is what they stole from you

[mactiir]

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

[mactiir]

My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"

[henwoof]

Something about the drama of the Twitter blue check mark made me think of the Dr Seuss The Sneetches book, and I find the comparison hilarious

For context, the story goes having a star on your belly made you cool, but then a guy with a machine made it so you could pay him and add a star to your belly. So all the starless sneetches bought the star, but then since they weren’t exclusive anymore, all the star sneetches wanted to get rid of their star to be cool and starless, and the guy with a machine would do that for money. This happened a few times until no one knew who was original what and they all became friends and learned a lesson about the pointlessness of the stars and being scammed out of money.

Also I haven’t read the book since I was like 7 so the story could be totally off :)

[jdilladog]

Yep, that's exactly it. The main difference is that with Twitter it seems the scammer has managed to convince himself of his own lies.

[justjoncomic]

[bonerwater]

Life’s all about being a kinky weirdo online and making people have a lil crush on you

[he-said-irene]

My summer, 2021

Inspired by this tweet

[taywoodq]

[nabtime]

ive decided i glow in the dark now

[nabtime]

bioluminescence is a choice

[charlesoberonn]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[feels-like-75]

Reblog the gay d20 for good luck on all your LGBTInteractions™

[actual-haise]

This came to me in a vision

[lockescoles]

GAMES I PLAYED IN 2023 ↳ stray (2022)

[jdilladog]

The cutest game about the bestest little boy

[im-small]

[himbo-sloth-deactivated20230312]

Reblog this to fuck the person you reblogged it from

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[forwheniamweak]

[jdilladog]

And honestly more people should be proud of being descended from Protestant dairy farmers from Pennsylvania. Those Mennonites and Quakers didn't flee persecution and forced military service for you to debase yourself to 19th century fantasies.

[cornerfolks]

new persecuted group unlocked

[satyronmars]

here's a tip: don't play it lol