dani wright

27 | she/they | lesbian vampire expert | UCSC '20 Art & Design: Games and Playable Media | UCSC ‘22 Digital Art & New Media: Experimental Play

[scareoset]

happy (belated) doppeldäy to the doppelgäng!

[grayfruitsauce]

[goldenjuniper]

they’re gaming (zagreus is losing)

[scareoset]

things i’ve said in zoom check-ins

i am a horse and life has a bat

zoom is hell. purgatory is the 2 minutes where i sit in empty zoom calls before people show up. those seconds stretch for an eternity before i’m dragged back down into my digital damnation

*nervous laughter*

ah, shit. uh…i’m okay? yeah. sure.

i haven’t processed anything that has been said this whole class and i apologize for that.

what day is it?

you haven’t seen the twilight movie? oh man, you’re missing out! 2008 was a good – wait was it 2008? let me google that. yeah. 2008 was a good year for cinema. do you have prime? you can do a watch party on prime. they’ve got the normal and extended versions! if you don’t watch the movie at least look up the baseball scene. but watch the whole movie. that’s your homework. i think i can’t assign you any work actually. but it is your homework. wow we are thirty minutes over time, did you have any questions? 

there’s a coup happening right now and i’m in this call. huh.

every day is the same and somehow worse

yeah could you say the name of that book again? uh huh. uh huh. okay cool, i bought it. now, what were you saying?

my body is a prison and i’ve lost the key

i mean i don’t think there are going to be any big emergencies coming up. im quickly running out of people to lose. so yeah, i can take on some extra work!

[baldursghaik]

actually I lied, this was the funniest part of that doctor's appointment

[oneheadtoanother]

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[moral-autism]

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the consequences of my actions seem concerningly obsessed with me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Victor Frankenstein

[hangsawoman]

me at the convent: no god for me thanks i'm just here to fuck the nuns

[real-horse-facts]

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

[real-horse-facts]

let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

[real-horse-facts]

i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-

[aflo]

Art should chillbait the enraged and ragebait the chill

[zeitghost]

plant one bean, to get five beans. plant five beans, to get fifteen beans. plant fifteen beans, it goes back to three beans. this is bean math. and if you don't learn it, you will never graduate from bean school

[zeitghost]

LITHIC PLAYTEST EDITION OUT NOW!

LITHIC - Playtest Edition by Zeitghost Games

LITHIC IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PLAYTESTING!

The long-awaited rebirth of my Neolithic Fantasy TTRPG project is here. You are a HUNTER-GATHERER, struggling to find a place in the world. Fight spirits with obsidian weapons, cast powerful runes from ancient stones, and survive day after day in the most rugged period of human life. 

This game is a PLAYTEST EDITION, meant to serve as a general representation of the most essential rules of the system. A full edition is coming soon, including:

Original art

Improved editing and typesetting

Over 25 original beasts, monsters, and other fearsome enemies to face

An original hexcrawl which serves as an introductory module to the game

More runes

Improved rules for injuries, survival, hunting, and gathering

Six PALEOTYPES, each with their own perks that shape gameplay

More!

Get the game on my itch.io!!!

[zeitghost]

“Oh wuh wuhh how did you think that video was real its obviously AI” maybe I have a kind heart. A trusting soul. Maybe I want to believe in the beauty of the world. Maybe I want to believe in dogs shooting grandmas with laser beams