dani wright

28 | she/they | lesbian vampire expert | UCSC '20 Art & Design: Games and Playable Media | UCSC ‘22 Digital Art & New Media: Experimental Play

[scareoset]

happy (belated) doppeldäy to the doppelgäng!

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[ozempicofficial]

[tachyon-log]

TL: "This will be the equipment you're provided this time. Take it."

[lost-but-with-coffee]

[niceinchnails]

[rockabillywife]

Giving up on academia to pursue a life of sudoku

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[lezuzu]

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

[grayfruitsauce]

[goldenjuniper]

they’re gaming (zagreus is losing)

[scareoset]

things i’ve said in zoom check-ins

i am a horse and life has a bat

zoom is hell. purgatory is the 2 minutes where i sit in empty zoom calls before people show up. those seconds stretch for an eternity before i’m dragged back down into my digital damnation

*nervous laughter*

ah, shit. uh…i’m okay? yeah. sure.

i haven’t processed anything that has been said this whole class and i apologize for that.

what day is it?

you haven’t seen the twilight movie? oh man, you’re missing out! 2008 was a good – wait was it 2008? let me google that. yeah. 2008 was a good year for cinema. do you have prime? you can do a watch party on prime. they’ve got the normal and extended versions! if you don’t watch the movie at least look up the baseball scene. but watch the whole movie. that’s your homework. i think i can’t assign you any work actually. but it is your homework. wow we are thirty minutes over time, did you have any questions? 

there’s a coup happening right now and i’m in this call. huh.

every day is the same and somehow worse

yeah could you say the name of that book again? uh huh. uh huh. okay cool, i bought it. now, what were you saying?

my body is a prison and i’ve lost the key

i mean i don’t think there are going to be any big emergencies coming up. im quickly running out of people to lose. so yeah, i can take on some extra work!

[baldursghaik]

actually I lied, this was the funniest part of that doctor's appointment

[oneheadtoanother]

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[moral-autism]

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the consequences of my actions seem concerningly obsessed with me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Victor Frankenstein