skillfully designed

demo • he/him

[pondenome]

its not correct of me but every time i see a trans guy with a b cup or below complaining about how he cant get flat i lose a week off my lifespan

[stormbreaker101]

I LOVE COLLABORATIVE SOTRYTELLING I LOVE CREATING THINGS TOGETHER I LOVE "YES AND"ING WITH OTHERS I LOVE "NO BUT WHAT ABOUT-"S I LOVE HEARIJG MY FRIENDS' IDEAS I LOVE BOUNDING OFF OF THEM I LOVE ART I LOVE STORIES I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT PASSIONS AND SKILLS REQUIRED I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT MEDIA IT TAKES I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE

[deathgasmic]

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

[ozempicofficial]

[pondenome]

im in shock WDYM NO ONE TOLD ME ETHO CAN PLAY BASS???

[aniisol]

if I had a nickel for every time Joel won a life series where Ren and BigB were simultaneously declared king, I would have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but. but how

Captions under cut:

(Ren's POV of Wild Life SMP) Ren: Together we can rule this server! 'Cause you live on the other side, I live on this side. BigB: Exactly. Ren: Two kings on different corners. The kings of the corners! BigB: The kings of the corners! (Ren's POV of Nice Life SMP) Grian: Right, here's what I think. We should reenact Red Winter. We split into two teams, have fifteen minutes, ceasefire, one more night, one more Trivia Bot, and then in the morning, we go all out. (Martyn's POV of Nice Life SMP) Ren: Who must fly their banner with the Red King? Martyn: I will, m' lord! (Joel's POV of Nice Life SMP) BigB: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joel: You gotta win. We're protecting you. You're our king. BigB: (laughing) Bro. Dude! Joel: I'm telling you, man. This is your series. This is your series.

[kojitheopossum]

so that octo-kill huh?

[ferallantern]

I made this while watching the ep 🥀 (I’m like 2/3 through rn) (og tweet under cut)

[pondenome]

they call him ladders... they go up, they go down...

[mmmrat]

Adventures of loverboy and haterboy

[awigglycultist]

The Holy Trinity

[m00nbuggies]

it's your turn!!!

[torschlusspanikattack]

some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

[torschlusspanikattack]

downside of this is you can never tell anyone when you’ve made huge progress or had a huge breakthrough bc you’re either keeping the problem to yourself or you’re pretending the problem is already solved and then rapidly working to make that statement true by the time anyone checks

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

the compulsion to try to be funny at all times is also a way of desperately pleading for your life to be spared

[valtsv]

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

[pondenome]

i must be the most personable, most impressive, most attractive, most intelligent, most determined, most self-assured person in every room. no exceptions

[pondenome]

i keep getting the unshakable instinct that i am not myself, that by talking to other people as myself and pretending to be myself that i am intrinsically lying to them. and i would hate to be a liar