Somanyloveablethings

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[astirysk2electricboogaloo]

i tried to find the original post but it’s either private or deleted. i can’t find generic naem either.

[sarcastictexas]

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

[neverendingmidnightsun]

the most 2014 post possible

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[homunculus-argument]

"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"

Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.

And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.

Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”

me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.

finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!

[scattered-to-the-winds]

There’s no what

[ashfae]

"Won't they be confused by all the--" So what if they are? Life is often confusing. That's part of how we learn. Part of the job of an adult is to help confused kids learn and understand things. There's no obligation to protect the kids from the confusing things. Quite the reverse.

In my experience anyone using this BS excuse isn't worried about a child's potential confusion, but their own, which they don't want to admit to having.

[indieninja92]

theres no squirrels in australia???

[poppitron360]

I was more confused about the concept of escalators as a kid than the idea that my grandad had a new husband

[just-being-all-bi-myself]

okay but ARE there squirrels in australia or not????

[starborncritter]

there’s not! never saw any until i went to europe for the first time

[raileurta]

Huh, the more you know.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[the-composite-doll]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[justshipsandstuff]

Uhhhh..I think I just wanted an excuse to make the Eridian baby trebuchet

[nerdpoe]

Deadman has the same spiritual signature as a Blob Ghost.

This is a bit of a problem, because every time new Justice Leaguer Phantom is in the same room as him, Phantom has to restrain himself from trying to eat the poor ghost.

He doesn't hide what he wants to do very well though.

His pupils dilate, he fidgets in place, and keeps snapping his head to look at Deadman.

That said, JLD try to keep them very far apart.

They appreciated a super powerful ghost like Phantom resisting the urge to devour their friend, though.

Or; AU where blobs are like a delicious candy/full course meal depending on where they've been, and Deadman is a walking talking buffet. Because of Deadman's rather strange happenstances, he registers as a very decadent blob ghost. Danny is mortified because he keeps seeing this ghost and his instincts kick in with "Food? Food. Hunt? We hunt? We should hunt. Food moved! Food is moving! We follow! We did not follow. Give chase!"

[lucifers-favorite-child]

Tim is the only one who calls the poor thing Gina 😭

[mx-heinous]

Imagine in some universe, Bruce, Brucie, and Batman are actually a system, and that the Tired Dad TM, mildly eccentric bimbo, and the personification of vengeance itself, are all sharing a brain.

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*The Trinity holding the lasso of truth to share their identities*

Wonder Woman: I am Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Zeus and Hippolyta

Superman: Kal-el of Krypton, also known as Clark Kent

Batman: Batman

Clark and Diana, realizing what Batman just said: *weird looks*

Batman: The other guys are asleep

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Brucie, not as aware at first about the whole vigilantism, waking up mildly concussed: Man, last night was wild, what a hangover.

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Bad Guy of the week: Now that you've inhaled my truth serum, I can finally ask you this! Are you or are you not Bruce Wayne?

Batman: I'm not. That's a completely separate person.

Bad Guy: But, BUT I SAW YOU–

Audience Member 1: You saw a drunk billionaire at a costume party

Bad Guy: Whatever! What's your secret identity?!

Batman: I don't have one. I'm Batman.

Bad Guy: BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE?!

Audience Member 2: Look at this wackjob, thinking that the cryptid motherfucker's secretly a normal person

Audience Member 3: Thanks a lot for wasting our time, asshole

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Terry: How'd you know those voices weren't yours?

Batman: For one thing, they kept calling me Bruce

[whitepeopletwitter]

[opossumgirltiddies]

[prroncito]

Gotham Gazette official photo~

[eldritchbauble]

Just saw a dude trolling a piercing post saying "god already gave you the amount of holes you need" and now I'm gonna be thinking about how fucking funny that is forever.

[eldritchbauble]

God didn't give me nearly enough holes. He didn't account for how horny I am as an individual.

[eldritchbauble]

If your god-given holes aren't enough, store bought is fine.

[eldritchbauble]

God grant me the holes to get fucked by the things I cannot fuck, strap to fuck the things I can, and versatility to swing both ways.

[ecto-stone]

Tucker: So dude. You know how if you got knocked out in ghost form you turn into human. So what happened if you got knocked out in human form would you turn into your ghost form ? Danny: :O hmmm

Jazz: OMFG put the Steel chair down. jesus christ Jazz: mom-dad-uncle vlad you can not believe what kinda of stupid thing Danny and his friend just attemp to do if i don't show up ...

Also about to Punch the daylight out of Vlad to see if he would shift into Ghost if his human form is knocked out

[curtvilescomic]

[browsethestacks]

This

[sovietnam]

[gallusrostromegalus]

[gallusrostromegalus]

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU AND SEND GOOD VIBES TO LARRY AT THE PHARMACY WHO MOVED HEAVEN AND EARTH TO REFILL MY MEDS.

THANK YOU, LARRY THE PHARMACIST.

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

[crimsontentacles]

May I please add: PLANETARIUMS.

[cmdthenerd]

ART MUSEUMS also

[milk-chocolateer]

Also: extremely specific museums that have like 6 rooms and one extremely enthusiastic volunteer

[jarondont]

put this in the discord server and forgot to post it here lol

[knight-of-the-graces]

A BAG OF HOT AIR!