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Alex || They/them pronouns || Random blog for fandoms and whatever nonsense I feel like posting. You'll pry Queer to give it back to oppressors from my cold dead queer hands.

[imconfusedallthetimehelp]

So I watched some videos this morning

[espanolbot2]

Avengers: Doomsday Directors Confirm the MCU Is “Starting Over From Scratch”

The Russo Brothers confirm the Marvel Cinematic Universe will go back to 'Phase Zero' and be starting over from scratch.

I mean, I figured. Kind of amusing that it seems to be bourne out of the Russos' own frustration with having to keep up with a decade of continuity though.

Remains to be seen in they actually go into it with some kind of cohesive plan like James Gunn and Peter Safran have with the DCU reboot, or if it will be subject to the to Disney's executives' whims like the Star Wars franchise though.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Absolutely worthless dogshit that isn't even going to be worth the time it would take to pirate it most likely

To be honest the only reason me and some friends are planning to pirate this illiterate trash is because we're planning to mock it relentless while we get high/hammered while watching it

And oh goody

We'll soon be getting even more dogshit "films" starring boring as fuck cishet characters played by talentless boring as fuck cishet actors

I put "films" in quotes because calling the dogshit theme park rides that are the MCU "Film" is like calling AI trash "art"

[heydocverdant]

this interview has some incredibly bizarre moments but this one took the cake for me. what the heck does any of this mean

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Seriously, they are going to have to invent brand new insults to accurately describe what utter fucking garbage this movie is gonna be XD

[wetwareproblem]

Russos: We can't keep up with a decade of continuity or make sure we're not completely screwing up somebody's favourite. Comic execs: *laughter* Amateurs. Russos: What? Comic execs: AMATEURS! Who cares? Do it anyway! Hand off beloved characters to writers who hate them every so often! Make sure your Big Crossover Events piss everyone off! They'll pay to see if it's as bad as they heard, and then they'll be so relieved when the "bad period" is over that they'll buy the product anyway! We made Captain fucking America a Nazi, and they kept coming back for more!

[curiositysavesthecat]

Do you think it's weird and/or predatory for a 13 year-old and a 30 year-old to be best friends if they're not family members or related by blood? Assuming everything is innocent and platonic. Nothing romantic or sexual.

Yes, it's weird and predatory

It's weird. But not predatory

It's predatory. But not weird

No, it's not weird or predatory

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[creelson]

unpopular opinion but I don't think there's anything weird or predatory about an innocent friendship

[dianxiacantastemolecules]

The question is why the fuck is a thirty year old hanging out with a 13 year old if not in their family?? The only other relation that could have them interact is through teacher/student and bring friends like that would be weird as fuck

[creelson]

found family? the kid not feeling safe in their house? the adult wanting to help? family / teacher / school isn't always a guaranteed safe place. should the kid and adult each have friends that are their own age too? sure. but if their friendship is genuinely innocent then I think the problem isn't them but people who project their weird and predatory thoughts onto them

[the-bar-sinister]

Don't forget shared hobbies?

A 13 year old and a 30 year old could reasonably meet at a tabletop gaming store, a fiber arts group, a book club....

[audacityinblack]

They could literally just be neighbors. This whole isolationist thing of never even talking to the people you live closest to is new and weird.

[olderthannetfic]

When I was 13, an art teacher who worked for my mother (who ran after school programs) got into the X-Files. This was season 1. Neither of us knew anyone else who was into it, and she wasn't very online given that this was 1994, so she had nowhere else to discuss it. I'd call her every Friday night after the episode, and we'd obsessively go over it.

I'd probably have called her my best friend at the time, though I very much doubt she'd have said the same, partly because having One Single Best Friend and being super weird about which of your friends gets this coveted spot is not something middle-aged people care about.

Some of you have very weird ideas about 13-year-olds living in hermetically sealed bubbles. Frankly, many neurodivergent weirdo 13-year-olds who grew up to be Tumblr users were far, far better at talking to adults at that age than at talking to other 13-year-olds. Many of you would have had a way happier year if you'd also had an old-ass "best friend" to talk to back then.

[whetstonefires]

easy to miss that one of the reasons maternal mortality is diminished so extremely by modern medicine is that modern medicine makes it so much more possible to identify the pregnancies that will die and take you with them, or are otherwise unacceptably high risk. and then discontinue those ones safely, before it's too late.

thought about this because it's so frustrating when people argue that 'dying in childbirth' is a historical sort of event that doesn't happen nowadays (false) and therefore is irrelevant to the legal status of abortion, since it's not a real danger.

except it super is, and i think a lot of people haven't noticed that this argument in addition to simply being incorrect is basically the same as when people say we don't need vaccines for deadly diseases because no one gets those now anyway.

like yeah one reason for that is we vaccinate everybody ffs.

[jolitl]

the weirdest part about asexuality to me was finding out that people want to do a sex with someone in specific. that its not just a general "i want to have sex" i thought that's how it worked and it was because of social convention and convenience that people did it with a partner. i also didn't understand why it was seen as unfathomable to do it with a family member, because to me it just felt like peeing or something bodily kinda gross you just have to take care of sometimes. i didn't understand that people had a Want to do it with certain people and that this attraction was why they chose to do it. i thought everyone experienced that time of the month where your body just gets weird and people chose a close person or partner to do it as like, a convenience i guess. When i found out that people choose to do it for other reasons than libido it just did not make sense.

Same with romance tbh, i thought people chose a crush as like, the most convenient or close person to go after as a partner. i thought the "crush" thing was either an exaggeration or you just noticing "yeah, this person is cool enough to form a bond"

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[queernigga]

[thenorwegianmonk-deactivated-de]

[n-yks]

How dare?!?!?

[thepoetandthedreamer-deactivate]

LMAOOOO ALL THE RACES GOT DRAGGED. HAHAHAHAHA

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

[robeblr]

Boyfriend twins is the funniest phenomenon

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

[zonecassette]

holy shit

[severalowls]

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

[newtypenea]

oh my god these are actually funny

[baishujinkou]

[moonkitty]

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

[mistkindred-deactivated20200614]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[stand]

my hero

[autumnyte-old]

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

[soradiesinkh3]

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

[alexandra-erin]

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

[not-mitchell]

Art: what is art, really? Cleaning Lady: not this

[simonalkenmayer]

Cleaning Lady: This is trash. Art: No it isn’t! It’s… Cleaning Lady: It’s in the back of a garbage truck. So if it wasn’t before, it sure as hell is now. Art: …shit.

[queenvideodame-blog]

Life lessons from Adventure Time.

[hangthecode]

[ego-x-deactivated20130119]

…then heading back to tumblr…

[three-hundred-lives-and-a-sword]

*clop clop clop* XD

[veganlove]

[hfssyvbkkfdjj25]

Black gold ring with Amethyst. 

Now that is a bloody engagement ring.

[fickleheart-woozyeyes]

This is what I want to get proposed to with.

[blackprism23]

[three-hundred-lives-and-a-sword]

well thats how my 330th found his…

[miraguey-deactivated20160812]

Remember when my blog was shitty?

Yeah neither do I

[chibisokka-blog]

Heh, you’re straight? Well cooked spaghetti isn’t. Something to think about.

[knifefarty-deactivated20130817]

If you… boil a straight person… they turn gay????

[chibisokka-blog]

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