Chunky, yet funky

INFJ|22|Taurus|STL

[pondpuff]

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

[luxuriada]

[pondpuff]

I ordered an iced coffee

At the hospital & I literally got black coffee with a few ice cubes in it.. okay

[pondpuff]

Planning a bachelorette party is the BEST

Omfg I'm pumped

[gnarly]

me: *sleeps for 4 hours* tired

me: *sleeps for 8 hours* tired 

me: *sleeps for a week* tired

me: *sleeps for a month* tired 

me: *sleeps for a year* still tired

[litoraneas-blog]

[cognato]

[tealecoco]

[pondpuff]

Etsy shop is totally in progress 😍 made this today for a friend's daughter. Birthday girl loved it!

[pondpuff]

OMG YOU'RE SO PRETTY I SAW YOU CHUBBY BUNNIES. YOU'RE SERIOUSLY MOTIVATING ME TO WORK OUT. DO YOU HAVE IG SO I CAN DIE ABOUT HOW PERF YOU AREE

Thank you! I do have IG but it is private, sorry!! Only people I've known or talked to on here for a while. I really appreciate this though ❤❤

[sobeitjayt]

I drink water but i still be eating what im not supposed to im fake healthy 

[brown-nena]

Nothing in this world stresses me out more than opening up the Facebook app and seeing an array of my booty pics at the top of the screen asking me if I “wish to post pictures from camera roll” like Mark why did you ever think that was a good idea? I’m gonna fuck around one day and expose my entire self to my family.

[ultrafacts]

Ma Kettle’s previous owner — who called her Lady — died in 2012, leaving her homeless. She then arrived & was adopted out of the Chautauqua County Animal Shelter, in Kansas, but then given away again for not getting along with a new puppy.

She then escaped her third home, and walked back nearly 30 miles to the family with the puppy, but the journey ended with her being sent back to the shelter..

After her sad story went viral, she is now adopted by the heiress of Wrigley (Helen Rosburg, also known as the author Helen Rich) and will spend the rest of her life in an 11,000 square foot home on 100-odd acres, with a whole menagerie of furry rescue companions & will be spoiled and loved.

Here she is on a private jet to her new home:

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[boss-of-the-plains]

MY FUCKING HEART

[lovely-little-lotus-deactivated]

i actually teared up omg 

[negative-pessimist-deactivated2]

becpunzel

[outside-time-deactivated2017091]

Love it.

[pondpuff]

If I had money I would have an estate of rescue animals 😭😭

[rosewater1997]

i love being a depressed fuck spending 2 hours in bed thinking about how im gonna go wash my face and then not actually doing it

[mxdvs]

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Professor x Hodor by Marco d’Alfonso // Follow Artist on Tumblr

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when the solution to a problem is to call someone