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Meoww… tme She/her

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[just-sans-things]

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

[cutecipher]

when she rips your everything off

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[escuerzoresucitado]

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[gaycunt420]

[mastercardpussy]

I love this image. Scout's look of pure awe as he discovers grass paired with Heavy's encouraging smile

[cutecipher]

when she rips your everything off

[garbagequeer]

i love chloe's proper introduction because right away you know that girl is going through something crazy. her troubled ass was like omg so glad to see you maximus prime my bestest friend in the world [remembers i have to stand up for myself] after you fucked me over for 5 years you selfish asshole [remembers making someone feel guilty is a great way to get them to say yes to spending time with you out of pity] you should totally come over to my house right now though [remembers pussy from a girl who hurt you is bomb] and btw i still remember your birthday [remembers to give away all my meaningful belongings before i die from getting drunk and playing with guns because im sad] so you should totally have my beloved dead dad's camera as a gift [remembers wanting things and being nice is embarrassing and everyone leaves me because im nothing] anyway lets play this song with pj harvey on it really really loud so we can't talk for a while

[pinecone-eater]

hi can I get . A thick thighs pussy salad . Thank u

NO!!!!!! SKINNY LEGS DICK SALAD ONLY.

[pondwaterisawesome]

FUCK . !

[redstonedust]

what if characters from a cartoon were covered in blood and trying to killed you. what if the my little ponys were evil and scary. has anyone ever had this idea before.

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[cuppydogshane]

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

[fujoshane]

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

[pondwaterisawesome]

Maxine caulfield has big wet brown eyes and no amount of canon blue eye propaganda will convince me otherwise