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Currently Working On:
- Editing my Mineta story, The 3-Cs of 3-A, and getting it posted here on Tumblr.
- Dealing with writers block by working on Meat Cute, a Hazbin Hotel Alastor x Reader story.
I do not give approval for my stories to be posted anywhere than my personal pages on Ao3 and Tumblr. I do not authorize any translations or recordings (podfics) to be created using my stories.
And PLEASE, do not feed my work into any AI or computer learning programs.
For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.
If you go around insulting nsfw/fetish artists because their art appeared on your feed I think you suck.
If the artist forgot to cw tag their stuff you kindly ask them to tag it or block them and move on, but going directly to insult them and the stuff they draw is pathetic behavior.
On the same note, making an artist feel ashamed about themselves because they want to start drawing +18 content makes you an asshole.
"I followed this artist because they drew cute stuff but now they are a freak!" Ok, and? They can draw whatever they want, they aren't chained forever to draw what you want them to draw. Only thing I see bad is if they don't warn beforehand of the drastic change or if they don't tag it correctly. But still, that doesn't give you the right to shame them for what they want to draw.
Don't worry if your house hasn't sold b/c of your hideous decor. The realtor will show buyers how beautiful it could look in white. This is a 2002 mansion in Lake Forest, IL. 6bds, 10ba, 12,017sqft, $2.599m, and you have to completely redo it, if you don't like the decor.
The entrance hall. Marble flooring and wallpaper murals on the ceiling.
The realtor suggests replacing the beige marble floor with gray, and replacing the glass doors, ornate moldings and wallpapers. Redo the walls, and remove the arches. Easy peasy.
In here, replace the floor, redo that high ceiling, and redo the fireplace. You can keep the doors and windows.
Ditch the ceiling and floor in the dining room.
You can keep all of this, but redo the fireplace. Instead of a piano, a desk in the middle of the floor would be a much better choice.
The columns have to go and so do the moldings.
Leave the kitchen. Just leave it.
Keep the floor, get rid of everything else, including the fireplace, and make this a bedroom.
Completely modernize the mermaid bathroom. All color must go, but keep the tub pavilion.
Paint this bedroom white, streamline the fireplace.
The realtor just couldn't deal with anymore bathrooms. Do what you want.
Screw this one, too. There's just so much a realtor can take.
At this juncture the realtor is running out of steam and can no longer deal with this, anymore.
Just make this a seating area. Get rid of the glass doors, too.
Clearly, the realtor had a mental breakdown with all the taxidermy and pond by the basement stairs. There is no suggestion for any of this.
Just make the museum a TV room.
In the basement the owners will be taking the tigers w/them, I'm sure, so just paint it all white.
The realtor looking down at the 1.7 acre lot as she hangs onto the photo drone to get the hell out of here.
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
In a society that values alphas and betas, omegas can often be overlooked. This April 1st, we're placing omegas front and center at AO3. Check our latest news post for details: https://otw-news.org/7ehh7trb
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