YouCantRhymeForever

Ponticas! 25. Female. Just wasting time.

[pro-gay]

werewolves are gay culture, whichever angle you look at it there’s nothing heterosexual about being a werewolf

[pro-gay]

Sorry to say this straights but jot down Orcs as gay culture as well!

[pro-gay]

Witches? Gay! Mermaids? Gay! Vampires? Gay! Dwarves? Gay! Elves? Gay! Hobbits? Gay! Centaurs? Gay!  Giants? Gay!  Dragons? Gay! That eye tower from lord of the rings? G a y!

Your fantasy creature is gay, your mythical creature is gay

They’re all gay!

[mattgo1698-deactivated20170715]

How about they just be fictional monsters with no unique characteristics and leave it at that.

[pro-gay]

[blue-skyes-above]

did op just call sauron “that eye tower”?

[pro-gay]

I’m gay not a nerd

[pkpaulshow]

[thebibliosphere]

I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

Special Requests

[chocolate-mintdromeda]

I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.

[thebibliosphere]

Don’t feel too bad, my physio lady was pissing herself laughing when I showed up. Everytime she tried to pull up my profile to talk about the appointment she’d devolve into hearty chuckling while apologizing continually for laughing at my expense.

And for anyone wondering she was able to ease a considerable amount of the pain. Even while occasionally breaking out into bouts of barely suppressed giggling.

[mouseremote147863456]

another reason why twitter gives me life

[bob-belcher]

#me

[unmovinggreatlibrary]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[jasper-rolls]

You can't just say that and not show us, please show us this soy-sauce-conspiracy

the basic idea is that soy contains estrogen and therefore soy sauce and product containing soy are making men more effeminate, completely disregarding the fact that the amount of estrogen soy contains is so utterly minimal as to be negligible

anyway the new alt-right insult is Soy Boy so get ready to be called that some time in the near future

[lizardsister]

cut to me absolutely jugging some soy sauce for that sweet estrogen

[beaenkes]

Something that’s really funny about this is those two videos are by Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson, both from Info Wars, which as far as I can tell is some kind of television news-style conspiracy developer where they warn men about stuff that will turn them into women somehow

(As in hyper-masculinity ‘don’t do anything that makes you the slightest bit feminine’, the newest aspect of which is eating soy)

The funny part is that Paul Joseph Watson, long time moron and anti-feminist who has over a million youtube subs, has started telling his followers to buy some kind of scam brain pills that make you smarter. His whole brand is Smartness Pills

Pills that, bottom right corner, contain hella soy

[manafromheaven]

Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding

[rnoistness]

my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

[kanekititan]

gordon ramsay fetish

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

I’m thinking about her

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

forbidden fruit

[isaacmemes]

Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?

[kitswulf]

Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.

As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.

[ciphercoyote]

Human Brain: Don’t eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe.

[yekkes]

Men are fundamentally incapable of loving goth girls and do not deserve goth gfs

[septemberequinox]

on that note, men are fundamentally incapable of loving women in general

[chiakinanami-deactivated2018122]

men are fundamentally incapable

[traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs]

Lesbians are fundamentally unfunny.

[yekkes]

I feel honored to have been visited by the train fucker

[daydreamlesbian-deactivated2017]

would just like to thank life for girls and pasta

[hatake]

me: (has super negative thought)

me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

why you want me to cross the road

[scenicroutes]

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

[sweetstardrop]

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

[scenicroutes]

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

[kuntsuragi]

welcome to my twister mind

right hand blue

[wumpo-deactivated20190322]

Him.

[wumpo-deactivated20190322]