GARNET NO

we are far too young and clever

[gobloggirl]

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[gutsandeverythingg]

i wish there was some kind of picture featuring a wolf and a lamb/bunny and it would be some sort of metaphore. like i just think it would be badass but i,m probably alone in this niche. nobody likes this

[gutsandeverythingg]

im probably fucked in the head

[my-dailydreams]

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[00000066]

[pmamtraveller]

Brian Froud

[punkitt-is-here]

listen pokemon is really cool but some of the final evos for the starters are really pushing it for pokemon. that is not a thing that eats from a bowl on the ground that cunt pays rent and goes to gay bars on the weekend

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[maripands]

[lizardsfromspace]

My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever

this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie

"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry

[beardedmrbean]

[florad0ra]

Fish bag sample for classes this spring/summer

[mothssmeat]

instantly enamoured with this bag so decided to make a similar one! i thought the drawstring looked a litlte like barbels, and so I modeled mine loosely on a redtail catfish!

I'd meant to make the mouth opening a little larger than it turned out, but I can still fit my whole forearm in there so I'm pleased.

[florad0ra]

!!!!! I LOVE IT!!! the inverted weave from the belly for the eye is so nice!! It's so Textured, and your drawstrings are so cute (mine are... an old shoelace sjgkhl)

after finishing this one I cut like 2 dozen more and have assembled half so far, whatever I don't sew will become precut+pattern kits (which I'm writing I promise! but I still need to workshop some parts of the assembly I think could be made easier)

(BUT in the meantime while I don't have a pattern i heavily referenced an instructional video, which I link in this ask!!)

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[kittensnax]

[leahberman]

cloud forest

instagram - twitter - website

[depsidase]

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.