Hitsuzen and Twelve Point Fives

[queercbc]

Summer 1999 by Gabriel Picolo

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[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

[adobe-outdesign]

[thesaltofcarthage]

literal tumblr history

[cadhla182]

Missed

[jetslay]

DC Women by Alex Ross.

[fleetcaptainpike]

jason todd in wayne family adventures - icons

↳ 400x400. for more color options send me an ask with the icon and color you’d like

[theyshapedlikefriends]

He sits

[comicsiswild]

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

[arguablysomaya]

my favorite responses

[comicsiswild]

thanks

[donesparce]

posting this panel was a mistake on my part

[mataurin]

[bisexual-mowsie]

i just think that wanda

[grantaere]

FLEABAG (2016 - )

[reddhodd]

insp.

[weirdest-al]

Change one line of dialogue and ruin and entire scene: check.

[boomerang-always-comes-back]

This post hit me like I was a cabbage stand.

[thyrell]

i dont "use" tumblr im just here

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[sootonthecarpet]

Everyone, do not do this! Your local Dracula probably isn’t hurting you, and helps manage the area’s wolf and rat populations! In fact, most Draculas never leave their castles for more than an hour or two a night unless disturbed by humans. The FEW recent cases of Dracula attacks have all been proven to have been the result of a stressed Dracula mistaking clumsy hikers for its natural enemy, the werewolf. After overhunting by millennials in the 2000s, there are fewer than a thousand Draculas left in the wild today! Please stop spreading misinformation about an endangered species crucial to the ecosystem :(

[rem-ir]

Ok look I get where you’re coming from and here’s the thing: Draculas are crucial to their ecosystem. None of the information you’ve provided is accurate to North America, where Draculas are an extremely invasive species. I don’t get where you’re getting the “less than a thousand left” figure, unless you’re citing an out of date study from 2006. Their numbers are still worryingly low in Eastern Europe, but they’re not currently in danger of extinction.

You know what species is? Chupacabras.

The local chupacabra populations in North America are dwindling dangerously due to predation from Draculas. We can protect both species in their own natural habitats, but not in each other’s. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and the Mexican Secretaría de Medio Ambiente y Recursos Naturales both encourage the trapping of Draculas. Now, there are humane ways to do it, and you can look into them on your own time, but if you see a Dracula in North America, it is not supposed to be there.

[zooophagous]

This could all be avoided if people spayed and neutered their pet Draculas and stopped letting them free roam. Draculas don’t “need” to free roam, they do great on harnesses and enclosed pens, and free roaming opens them up to dangers from other predators and vehicle strikes, not to mention parasites, disease, fights with other Draculas and abuse from shady humans who take pot shots at them with crossbows.

For their sake and wildlife sake, keep your Dracula indoors.

[cognitiveinequality]

Guys… when talking about the invasive species PLEASE use the correct terminology. Your local domestic vampire MIGHT be a Dracula or he MIGHT be a Cullen or Nosferatu or some other type, and it makes a difference as far as bait and deterrents. You’re better off consulting a pro with this kind of thing, because take it from me — the last thing you want is to spend a fortune on a Dracula trap filled with virginal maidens in nightgowns only to find out that the Lestat that’s been stalking your neighborhood would have been just as happy with a silk scarf and a few bottles of cheap red.

[fyeahmovies]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[mojoflower]

“But [Tumblr’s] value, of course, is more than just what it isn’t, and what it points away from. Despite all the drama and discourse lurking in its corners, it’s easy to make your own Tumblr life as simple and as happy as you want it to be. There are no algorithmic threats lurking around every corner, no onslaught of promoted posts from politicians or influencers. More than anything else, Tumblr in 2020 is a self-sustaining ecosystem. It’s a semi-sealed and increasingly fertile terrarium, a nigh-impossible perpetual-motion machine of a platform going productively psychotic in its isolation.”

— @areyougonnabe, “The Ever-Mutating Life of Tumblr Dot Com” 

[fox-in-the-library]

Let’s be honest, going productively psychotic in isolation is this year’s mood.

[octoberbastards]

[silver-tongues-blog]

Tumblr is a hellsite but goddammit its our hellsite

[dancing-thru-clouds]

Hellsite (affectionate)

[babyyoumakemelesmiserable]

actually crying rn

[arkeidia]

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