so yall know how its a widely accepted fanon thing that elliott is an actual merman? so what if willy was like “damn i wish i had kids” and then just/?? during or after a bad storm or something he nets lil baby merman elliott?? and hes like “oh shit well… gotta raise this kid, gotta move somewhere rural so the government doesnt find out” so he sails his lil boat to stardew valley, raises baby merman elliot while letting him stay in the ocean or in the back room with his fishing boat when it gets cold cause he cant grow legs or anything. maybe elliott is like “damn i wanna spend more time with me dad, (and like, write me thoughts out on paper cause I can’t do that whenever I want to underwater”) so he talks to the wizard on the night of the moonlit jellies one year- andd he’s like, “legs!! i need legs so I can see me dad!!!” and the wizard’s like “sure m8″ and then elliott just WALKS ON UP and HE CAN FINALLY HUG HIS DAD, AND- AND WILLY BUILDS HIM A CABIN AND THEY HANG OUT EVERY DAY AND PLAY CARDS AND HE BRINGS HIM SHELLS AND PEARLS AND LOBSTER FROM THE BOTTOM ABD THEY GO TO THE SALOON AND GET BEERS AND HE LEARNS THE PIANO AND JUST
long hair? no human societal standards of masculinity!!
crab in pocket? HIS OCEAN FRIENDS MISS HIM
sits at his cabin watching the waves from there instead of going up to the shore?? DOESNT WANNA H2O HIMSELF
✨🦀🧜♂️ MERMAN ELLIOTT 🧜♂️🦀✨
(rb with ur mermie elli headcanons I wanna read em!!!)
your friendly AroAce brings you a fanfic that is so self indulgent
Pairing: Spencer Reid x GenderNeutral Artist!Reader
Warnings: sexual innuendos but no actions further than kissing, and Spence is shirtless
Word Count: 1.9k
Your short nails grazed his goose-bumped covered back.
You envisioned what you would do to it as if it were the canvas that you usually painted, which were now forgotten, leaned against the wall of your living room.
You now sat on the floor with your boyfriend between your legs, with his back facing you.
You can feel his muscles tensing as you drag your hand along his back, no doubt was he thinking about something inappropriate.
But you were simply there to paint.
And Spencer had offered to be the canvas.
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“paint on me?” he asked with puppy-like eyes
You were startled by his question. Did I mishear him?
You looked up from your sketchbook, coming up with ideas and thumbnails for your next exhibition, your large canvases were prepped and ready for paint
“you mean paint you?” you asked with a tilt of your head
You knew he probably said what he meant; the genius would not mess up his grammar that bad; but you needed to be sure.
In reality, you have always been interested in body painting, watching Skin Wars for hours, but never had a partner who brought it up; and you would never mention the interest
“I’ve painted you plenty, you’re my favorite model” you add with a wink
“If my favorite handsome model wants to pose like a French girl again, I have no problems with tha-” you continue, flirting before your rambling is cut off by your boyfriend cupping your face in his large, veiny hands, bringing his bottom lip to a pout
“you know that’s not what I meant silly” he answered with his pout becoming a playful smile, unconsciously licking his lips
You know he always did it without thinking but god, his habit of licking his lips when you got close was hot and you hated getting distracted by it
You tore your eyes away from his lips, wanting to tease him more
“Do I?” you ask with a faux confused face, tilting your head once more
“Maybe the doctor has to explain it and-” you stop, as Spencer licks his lips again, at the mention of you playfully calling him doctor
“-and the doctor should quit licking his lips before I act up” you say in a voice just above a whisper while looking at his lips
You look up immediately, regretting the words that you just said, cheeks no doubt turning to a deep red
Spencer looked surprised at first but quickly regained composure enough to lean closer to you, slowly licking his lips, when he knew you were looking at him
“what should I stop doing sweetheart?” he asked, narrowing his bright hazel eyes, never breaking eye contact
“sorry I did not mean to say that. I really don’t mind it at all. I know you do it unconsciously. It can just be really distracting at times. And its really hot sometimes so I just- I mean- it’s just-” you pause, stumbling on yours words, speaking too fast for your brain to even catch up on, similar to how the man in front of you rambles
Spencer just continues to look at you with all the adoration of the world, tilts his head, as you did before
“Do I?” he teases, echoing what you said before
Obviously teasing was only for one partner in this relationship you thought giggling
Spencer’s eyes softened at the sound of your giggle, it’s one of his favorite sounds, right after the way you moan his name
Now he craves his favorite sound, so he leans into you just a little more and plants a soft kiss on your lips
You smile into the kiss and can feel him doing the same when your eyes pop open and pulling back suddenly, placing your hands flat on his chest
Now he was really surprised, wondering if he did something wrong, he brought his hand to your upper arm, looking at you with worried eyes
“I want to paint on you” you quickly blurted
Just as he relaxed, realizing you had remembered the beginning of this conversation, and started to open his mouth to say something when you cut him off suddenly
“This has been something I have wanted to do forever! I’ve never had the guts to ask someone to be a model for me, but I’d love if I could paint you! It’d be so much fun, I even have paint for skin, so it won’t cause any rashes or anything!” you quickly ramble, so excited your practically vibrating, moving to stand up to gather the paints, but you stop in your tracks right when you were about to leave the living room of your apartment.
“At least…if you’re sure you wanna?” You ask with a shy glance
“It might take a while; I don’t want you to be uncomfy” you add
Spencer looks up at you with an excited smile (licking his lips again) reaching for your hand as he remained seated
“I would love nothing more sweetheart” he answered
With a hop in your step, your smile widens as you gather the paint from the other room
You rush back into the living room as you see Spencer unbuttoning his shirt, with his sweater vest discarded on the couch, neatly folded
You immediately blush a little at the sight but quickly regain composure; he’s your canvas for the day, he has to be blank
You think this as you leave your paints on the ground and walk up to him, placing your hands on his and undoing the rest of the buttons
Your hands fall on his chest as you motion the shirt off of him
You plant a quick but warm kiss on his soft lips as a thank you, and he received the message perfectly
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That is how you ended up in this odd position with no sexual intent, even though your very good-looking boyfriend of a few years was sitting in front of you shirtless
You smacked your cheeks in frustration telling yourself to get into the zone
You look at naked models on the daily.
To be fair, none of them were your handsome genius boyfriend, but there is a certain headspace you get in when you’re doing your art, where nothing else is important than getting the sketch or painting done
Finally getting into the headspace that you needed, you placed your hand flat on Spencer’s back, feeling him quickly tense and relax under your touch
“Can I tie up your hair a bit?” you ask softly
“of course, love” he quickly replies
So, you get one of your clips that was on the table in the living room and loosely put up some of the longer strands, so it did not get messy with paint
“I’m going to start laying some paint down” you say softly, warning him
“It’s probably going to be a little cold, sorry” you add with a soft laugh
You know he’s smiling without having to see his face, “Go for it love”
You nod and lay down a light lilac color. It was one of your favorites on him, and though he would not admit it was his favorite color, you could see the smile that came to his lips every time you wore it or had a painting with it being the primary color
You did not know where you were going with this painting, but like your other ones, you never really did
You would always try to plan them out, but they always turned out a different way than you imagined
Instead of being discouraged, you loved the change, saying that if it happened that way, it was meant to be
You laid down a sunflower yellow along with the lilac, and an idea struck you
You had always been obsessed with flower language, with purple lilacs representing the pure first emotions of love and yellow sunflowers representing pure happiness, you knew exactly where you were taking this masterpiece on your masterpiece of a boyfriend
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There were few words exchanged in the hours as you enjoyed each other’s warmth and the comfortable silence between you. Occasionally there would be a giggle from Spencer as your brush or hand grazed a ticklish spot, or you absentmindedly talking about how sexy his back was or how you loved certain colors on him.
You would then see his neck and ears turn a light pink, another color that looked absolutely stunning on his skin
Almost 2 hours pass by Spencer remaining still other than to get up and stretch his legs a bit carefully and to get some water
“Alright I’m almost done Spence” you sigh happily
He breathes in quickly, excited to see what you painted on him
He loved the close proximity you have been to him these past few hours; he had placed a hand on your left leg that was on one side of him and softly rubbed it, your thighs were one of his favorite spots of your body; he was always leaving kisses and the occasional bruise there.
You take a deep breath, looking over your work one more time
“I’m done!” you say almost a bit too loud for it being nearly midnight in your apartment with thin walls
Spencer turns around, excited and before he can say anything you cup his face in your hands and place an excited kiss on his lips, once again relaying your thanks
Spencer smiles into the kiss and once you break the kiss he smiles gently, “take a picture so I can see your masterpiece”
You immediately pull out your phone and take a picture of his face, now with a few smudges of paint from your hands and his brown curls messily around his face, with some part still in the hair clip and giggle at the sight of a messy Spencer
He looked at you with confusion, his smile still planted on his face
“You’re my masterpiece” you would normally cringe at that cheesy statement, but it fit so well, and you knew that picture would end up as your wallpaper soon after this anyway
He laughed, which was one of your favorite sounds, right after how he moaned your name
You put your hands on his shoulders and turned him around so you could take a proper picture of his back and instead of him turning around again to look at you, you stood up and sat down on his lap, his body conforming to cradle you and fit yours perfectly
“Look at it!” you motioned
It was a beautiful bouquet of flowers all over his back all pointing back to the pure feeling of love, adoration, passion and above all: happiness.
You knew Spencer had extensive knowledge of flowers with his eidetic memory and just by being around you and hearing your rambles about your new research
His grin deepens and you can see his eyes moving all over the picture, taking in every detail so he would remember it forever, even if he did not have his unbreakable memory
“It looks amazing love” he softly says, eyes not leaving the phone. He is now looking at the individual flowers, seeing all the different meanings and how you wanted to show your love and adoration
You swear you see him trying to hold back a tear, “I love you so much, I cannot believe I am dating someone as talented as you love” finally looking at you, cupping your face in his hands and giving you the passion that was in the flowers in a kiss
After staying in that comfortable position for a minute longer, you stand up, offering him a hand, “Alright it’s time for a shower babe, the paint is made for skin, but shouldn’t stay on too long; besides, I wanna go to bed”
“I’ll go to the shower as long as you’re with me” he instantly replies with a smirk
“I wouldn’t have it any other way, I gotta wash your back anyway” you reply
You both walk hand in hand to the shower, and you can look forward to the long shower and night after that.
Spencer Reid may be your masterpiece, but tonight he wanted to show you that you were his.
please let me know if you liked my first fic and if you would like a second (smut 👀) part or just more in general (i do love me some Hotch👀👀)
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also huge props to @spenciebabie for being a huge inspiration when it comes to this. take a look at their page (only 18+ please~) and their amazing writing, the community they've built on their page is adorable!!
all my babies except Kaider and Jacinter got smooches ;v; but at least Jacinter got cute hand holding and got to see each other. i cri. even Iko got some.
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