ooh ooh aah aah

bitch

[clitorises]

the lioness concerns herself with lesbian sex

[mewvore]

scientist: well we don't call it a penis because its not quite a penis, it serves a completely different function and while it elongates much like a penis does its an extension of the birth canal. technically.

the humble female spotted heyena: my cock itches

[crowshaped]

my favorite doctors who i've never drawn practicing emergency medicine

[thebadgerssett]

An illustration vaguely based on Old Thom (not to be confused with the other Old Tom (RIP)) from a sketch that I repurposed from a much larger illustration draft that included more oceanic dolphin species. Atlantic white-sided dolphins are so cute & fun to draw!! I love their wide tailstocks!

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

[the-girl-next-door-ashleeb]

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[ink-the-artist]

one of those “predatory lesbians” ive heard so much about

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[cheddar-baby]

just kicked this dude so hard his worms came out

[biomechanicaltomato]

May you be as holy as a whalefall. May your gentle drifting replenish the darkness below you. May your settling be a feast for those who have been so starved. May those blessed with your presence gather round in the most sacred and ancient of communions.

[frayedcobweb]

In life and death I hope to nourish those who knew me and those who maybe didn't. I hope my being and the echoes of my being leave behind kindness and wider ripples of good.

[biomechanicaltomato]

And also hope there are bone worms and yeti crabs.

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[dykeofhearts]

Spencer Reid is gay or something because if I had this woman near me I would have turned in my badge immediately and run away with her

[femmevender]

goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

[testosteronetwunk]

goodnight to another fat tiddy tuesday

[fanghusband]

vampires aren't even scary like okay you want to bite and suck? who doesnt

[logarto]

thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time

[tsurangaconundrum]

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.