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stupid thought archive

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whats hibby thinking about!!!!!!!

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hey bro idk how to tell you this but your worm instinct is kind of getting out of hand me and the boys are getting worried about you bro seek help 

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sitting down at my desk with a hot cup of joe and opening tumblr dot com on desktop: jesus christ 

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i scream uncontrollably 

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im hungie always and leave my bed like once a day

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doctors stole my blood

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I’ve decided to pass away

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everything makes me feel #trapped

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my therapist: so if u keep feeling like this we definitely need to have a conversation about it

me, still feeling like this 2 weeks later: okay but what if we didn’t

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stop talking about men named frank

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i shouldn’t have been allowed to watch titanic

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going to cry for the first time in front of new friends! wish me luck!!! <3

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literally cannot stop thinking about when one of my profs called himself a bear at 8:15am on a tuesday morning

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chris evans hasn’t tweeted in a while... he better not be on a ski trip without me

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HEAD OUT OF THE WINDOW JUST TO KISS THE SUNSHINE

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i will simply refuse to listen to music that is not by joeseph

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reaching a level of depressed in which i am making plans to wander around tjmaxx and then buy plants