Pooping is my pastime. ®

I like to poop, and when I'm not pooping, I'm peeing._

[latibule-e-deactivated20231012]

— Mary Shelley, from a letter to Marienne Hunt c. April 1827

[sup3rflicious]

Ima need for y'all to get on this wave like now 🌊

[s-unberry]

“I am fucking gold but you prefer silver and that’s ok.”

— (via bl-ossomed)

[1234512345232w345-deactivated20]

A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.

[biff-donderglutes]

dude u look like shit

[biff-donderglutes]

i hate that me being a dick to a shark is what went viral

[mexi-cool]

U.N.A.M. CDMX

[03josten]

it IS a phase, mom

[pr0jection]

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

[diycraftsnmore]

[artist-bosch]

Last Judgment, right wing, 1508, Hieronymus Bosch

Medium: oil,panel

https://www.wikiart.org/en/hieronymus-bosch/last-judgment-right-wing

[mexicoantiguo]

Mujer caminando por la calle 16 de septiembre. De la serie Mujeres, modas y vestir, Ciudad de México,1961, de la colección Juan Guzmán

[markv5]

How nice to have a helper

Как хорошо, когда есть помощник

[dndwithcoffee]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

The Wolf of Walgreens

[sixmonthsandgone]

Honestly, the greatest moment on Top Chef

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[the-collecting-turnip-deactivat]

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

[fgsshinyhoard]

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

[wizardposting666]

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[swordsdance-deactivated20191029]

to any man who’s ever felt insecure or emasculated by a woman cuz she seemed smarter, funnier and/or cooler than him: your feelings are valid and i just want you to know that she IS smarter, funnier and cooler than you, and you are a talentless worm in her presence

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[federalbureauofislam]

good morning queens and bad bitches, validation from men won’t matter at the end of the world

[frankenfemme]

Remember that episode of spongebob when he got a jellyfish and they did E all night and danced to house music