Poorkid‘s Poorzone

Hi, I’m PoorKid I draw, write, and play video games. I love CoD Zombies and may post some art work of it. I do have social anxiety so we’ll see if I can handle this lmao. <3

[poorkid27]

I like this one :)

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Misty talking about Marlton: I didn’t babygirl-ify him, he did that to himself.

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I have seen a few people who like trans Richtofen head cannons so this one’s for the five people in the back!

Edit: I couldn’t spell and I don’t claim I can. *just fixed the spelling of Richtofen’s name*

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Tank looking at Edward: His autistic personality and transgender looks have captivated me.

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This one goes to the Shadowtofen fans. I’m also realising that I have a false memory of Shadow man’s real name being Alistair. Where the fuck did Alistair come from if his real name is Tony!? 😭

Edit: I swear I thought Monty called him that I might be crazy man.

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Edward talking about Shadowman: Feeling normal about that old man.

Edward: no longer normal I need to fuck him

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It’s too much work to fight them… I ain’t doing that though.

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Billy to Finn: I’m not fighting with a bisexual man. BEND OVER.

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Man I keep wanting to post like as soon as I wake up but I haven’t been doing good lately in that regard.

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Nikolai: An apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more

Takeo: Not sure about this one

Nikolai: you don’t know anything

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Billy and weasel or Billy and Finn? I can never decide which I like more but I have quotes for both anyway.

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Weasel: please be tender with me bro I’m begging.

Billy: bro shut up I’m trying to find your g-spot

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Saw this one and knew what must be done.

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Tank: My boyfriend’s ass must be a German ambulance cuz he got that wagen and it makes me start Kranken.

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I do have a funeral to attend tomorrow so I might forget to post but we’ll see.

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Nikolai During freetime my husband lets me scurry around in the backyard while he tries to shoot me with a flintlock pistol.

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Is this a part of the Easter Egg? I swear they just keep getting more complicated…

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Tank: Chill out bro he’s dating both of us. You’re my boyfriend in law.

Nikky: We playing multiplayer.

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I almost forgot to post at all today… oops.

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Marlton: Wow I got a laptop and this thing sure is on my lap.

Misty: Fuck me.

Marlton: I think there are a few steps in this relationship that you skipped. Hey, I’m Marlton.

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I feel like with how “good” my brain works, I’d respond the same way. Works for either Dempsey or Nikolai.

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Tak: I asked this dude if he needed “help” in the shower and he said “no I’ve been doing it since I was little” and went and showered by himself.

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Yeah, we kinda figured that already.

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Dempsey: No babe I love that you piss me the fuck off.

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They are quite the dastardly polycule.

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Shadowman: You and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me.

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You don't want to see him kept in captivity…

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Nikolai: Can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things.

Dempsey: No, I set him loose on purpose. He needs enrichment.

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Happy Pride month everyone!

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Marlton: My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a gal speedrun the five stages of grief as she realizes with horror she still wants to fuck me.

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I made one by accident while talking to someone, and I have some free time for once, so here. Hold on I just realized I forgot the quote on my last post WTH is wrong with me!? I went back and edited it, it is there now.

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Richtofen: “I'm top” “I'm a bottom” Ok and I'm just a psycho babe?? Come and go out my mind??

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I’ve came up with a plan since my life’s been busy lately… I will return for the month of June. I’m planning to hopefully remember to post a quote a day and they will be shipping themed. It is pride month after all but I think I’ll include Marlton and Misty for a day as well because they are good too :)

In the meantime have one last quote before I go ✌️

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Edward talking about Tank: Just imagine he's playing basketball, points at you and says "this is for you" and completely misses.